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Title: Ashton Kutcher Predicts Worthless Currency And Mass Panic, Recommends Getting As Hot As Possible
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URL Source: http://www.businessinsider.com/asht ... r-doom-2011-apocalypse-2010-12
Published: Dec 30, 2010
Author: Courtney Comstock
Post Date: 2010-12-30 09:37:06 by Ada
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Views: 340
Comments: 21
Ashton Kutcher has an interesting theory about why you should get as fit as possible in 2011. According to Kutcher, the apocalypse is coming. Last year, if you'll remember, at the beginning of 2010, it was Barton Biggs who recommended people prepare for the apocalypse. Our society has peaked, Biggs said, and the end of days, which is near, will bring nothing but crazy pillagers to your home to take everything you own. Kutcher's theory is a lot more badass. The mass-panic he pictures is in the form of zero electricity, followed by pillagers and ... wild boar? (You'll have to read what he says.) To prepare for it, he's doing a crazy ultimate survival-style get-fit routine in case he has to fight off hoards of people (or father the next generation). He also has updated the preparation tactics for the new year. Biggs' tips for 2010 were to buy a farmhouse and stock it with plenty of guns, seed fertilizer, wine, medicine, etc. Kutcher's tips are to beef up. According to Just Jared, he told Men's Fitness that he's learning killer fighting if for nothing else than to protect the ones he loves for the worst case scenario. Ashton Kutcher to Men's Fitness: It won't take very much, I'm telling you. It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don't have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there's no electricity, nobody has maps. And people are going to go, 'That land's not yours, prove that it's yours,' and the only thing you have to prove it's yours is on an electric file. Then it's like, 'What's the value of currency, and whose food is whose?' People's alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity - what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry. All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about. According to Huff Po, Kutcher is stocking up on guns and spending hours and hours running the canyons near his home, pushed on by visions of being chased by wild boar. He's also taking daily bikram yoga sessions, and learning Krav Maga, a deadly Israeli combat technique taught to high-powered special ops. Via Zerohedge Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/ashton-kutcher-doom-2011-apocalypse-2010-12#ixzz19bcbR3dD
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#1. To: Ada (#0)
There's a very cool time-lapse video of the snow storm in someone's back yard at the URL.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
I guess it's interesting that some mimbo is pushing survivalism in Hollyweird this year. I notice his Google images show a lot of the pull-up-my-tshirt-to-show-you-my-titties photos. I guess we have achieved the ideal of sexual equality where men can be just as vacuous as the classic "dumb blondes" we still make jokes about. If Ashton Kutcher is the future, then bring the apocalypse quickly.
I'm always interested in the opinions of Idiots.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
I thought that name was familiar, that's why I went right to the comments. Thanks for saving me time, and given his prediction, I think I'll fully fund my e- trade account :)
Touche! Flush this HollyWeird kid down the crapper.
I'm always interested in the opinions of Idiots. Screw the fitness idea, I'm gonna go get one of those cameras he's always pitchin'. I need a good picture of my tits.
I'll give you my email addresss. Woo hoo! I finally get to see a naked woman! ....uh, we're not talking about "man boobs," are we?
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
fraidso I also have naked pictures of my dog. What is your e-mail?
I already got a naked dog, so I don't need pictures.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Hey! This is SERIOUS!!!!! A Hollywood person says we're gonna DIE!!!!! I'm Scared :-)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
well, kutcher is married to demi moore, who used to be with bruce willis, who said that the people who killed jfk run our country today. demi also used to be emilio estevez girlfriend (charlie sheens brother). so he may actually know something. did you ever see the film WISDOM with demi moore & emilio estevez? they go round like robin hood robbing banks & destroying farm default records. great stuff & one of my favorite 80s flicks.
"if I have all faith so as to move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing." 1 Cor 12:31—13:13 deleted
The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
The peak? ha! We have been PAST peak for a while now! And his "lawless" scenario will only be temporary. The military will enforce martial law and they will rule for their masters.
God is always good!
Yeah, it seems like he is hoping people go nuts and fight each other instead of the ones responsible for this condition: the Federal Reserve, the banks, Israel, and of course the followers of Judaism.
God is always good!
I think he is right. I think magnetic polar shift comes in 2012. So grill me.
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
His comment about his "Israeli martial arts" training, whatever the heck that is, speaks volumes about who and why he is speaking out for now. Israel is good at manipulating nations to do their fighting, they suck at actually fighting as witnessed in Lebanon in 2006. Now they are trying to plant the seeds of chaos to get people to fight each other instead of THEM!
God is always good!
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#2. To: Ada (#0)
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#3. To: Ada (#0)
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#5. To: Turtle (#3)
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#6. To: Turtle, 4 (#3)
I'm always interested in the opinions of Idiots.
#7. To: Eric Stratton (#5)
filthy wealthy dildo like Kutcher who's gotten that way by peddling at best ammoral vacuous nonsense, at worst moral filth!
#8. To: Turtle (#3)
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#9. To: wakeup (#8)
I need a good picture of my tits.
#10. To: Turtle (#9)
....uh, we're not talking about "man boobs," are we?
#11. To: wakeup (#10)
I also have naked pictures of my dog.
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#14. To: Eric Stratton (#5)
"I don't know where Bin Laden is. I truly am not that concerned about him"
George W, Bush, 3/13/02 http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020313-8.html
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#16. To: Ada (#0)
#17. To: Eric Stratton (#15)
After all, don't both make a more than handsome living in Hollywood.
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#20. To: Eric Stratton (#19)
#21. To: RickyJ (#20)
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