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URL Source: http://english.pravda.ru/science/my ... 010/116314-giant_spaceships-0/
Published: Jan 1, 2011
Author: Nezavisimaya Gazeta
Post Date: 2011-01-01 19:11:01 by Armadillo
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SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence), an independent non-commercial organization, released a sensational statement.
Three giant spaceships are heading towards Earth. The largest one of them is 240 kilometers wide. Two others are smaller. At present, the objects are beyond the orbit of Pluto.
The spaceships were detected by HAARP search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are nothing but extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars's orbit. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event. The ships will reach Earth in December 2012.
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Poster Comment: - Maybe they will share a solution for world peace.
- Maybe they will solve our energy problems with cool technology
- Maybe they will offer us admittance to the Federation of Planets.
- Maybe they will "offer" us "admittance" to the Galactic Empire.
- Maybe they will put a force field around the planet to keep our assholeistry from spreading to the rest of the galaxy.
- Maybe they need women.
- Maybe they will eat us. Canadians first, because they are tasty.
- Maybe the Vogons are building a hyperspace bypass. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout.
- Maybe they will nuke us from orbit, because they found the Pioneer plaque offensive.
- Maybe they will nuke us from orbit, because... it's the only way to be sure.
- Maybe they will launch small fighter craft and engage in traditional Earth-style warfare.
- Maybe according to abovetopsecret.com it's a hoax.
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