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Title: Elmhurst, Illinois Wants To Make Eye Rolling Illegal
Source: e-list
URL Source: http://current.com/news/92893771_el ... o-make-eye-rolling-illegal.htm
Published: Dec 30, 2010
Author: onemalefla
Post Date: 2011-01-02 00:03:20 by CadetD
Keywords: pc, madness
Views: 432
Comments: 7

So to people who pay attention to things like taxes, oppressive cops, ridiculous nanny statism, etc Illinois stands out as a glittering example of what can go wrong when government runs amok. In addition to that the state is legendary for its corrupt politics especially the Chicago political machine which helped give us our present Messiah-in-Chief. According to a Huffington Post article 3 Illinois Governors have been gone to jail since the ’7082;s, shiiiiiiiiit statistically your more likely to go to jail as a Governor than a drug dealer, murder, or rapist. But hey at least the worst criminals are getting some jail time right?

Anyway one Illinois town has looked at their messed up state and decided to double down on the crazy. Elmhurst Illinois wants to ban eye rolling. Yup, you heard right. Don’t believe me check it out

The idea to ban eye rolling came about after a local resident in Elmhurst was thrown out of a council meeting after rolling her eyes after hearing a local councilor talk.

But because ejecting a member of the public for something as innocuous as eye rolling wasn’t enough, the council has asked the City Attorney to look to create a “disturbance and disorderly conduct” violation that would ban eye rolling in public.

The law, if implemented, could in theory make eye rolling illegal in public, although the councilors were quick to point out that they weren’t necessarily going to fine people of Elmhurst if they were caught in this highly contentious act.

So because the council couldn’t handle any ocular disrespect they want a new ordinance on the books. They are quick to point out they won’t NECESSARILY fine people. Isn’t that nice. So if someone rolls their eyes in-front of a cop they might be nice enough to just throw some cuffs on you, and yell at you about respecting their authoritah! So you might say, “Don’t roll your eyes” and I would tend to agree with you. There is nothing I hate more than wise ass people rolling their eyes because they think their time is more valuable than yours, or they think your an idiot, or they are just a jerk. But I would never advocate F-ing them with the long dick of the law. The cops have enough reasons to charge you with disorderly conduct, read: a cop can charge you with disorderly conduct for any damn reason he wants. I personally know someone who had their face introduced to a curb by a cop and got charged with DO, there is literally an endless supply of people who have been charged with DO for committing the most heinous offense: contempt of cop. Don’t give them another reason.

While I may disagree with your eye-rolling I will fight to the death to defend your right to do so.

UPDATE:

THIS PASSED IN NOVEMBER !

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Apparently, Elmhurst is a member of ICLEI.

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#1. To: CadetD (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-01-02   0:32:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: CadetD (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-01-02   0:32:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: CadetD (#0)

the council has asked the City Attorney to look to create a “disturbance and disorderly conduct” violation that would ban eye rolling.

Their city council should be taken out in public & covered with molasses and feathers.

Buzzard  posted on  2011-01-02   1:02:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Buzzard (#3)

Their city council should be taken out in public & covered with molasses and feathers.

Maybe Alex Jones could go bull-horn them for his next video!!!!

CadetD  posted on  2011-01-02   1:15:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: CadetD (#0)

Elmhurst
Population Categories
Asian: 3.7%
African-American: 0.9%
Hispanic: 4.0%
White: 93.4%
Female: 51.9%; Male 48.1%

And you wondered where a law prohibiting the eating of ice cream while on a sidewalk came from.

A Paul for President!
Whites need to be shown darkie won't vote for him.

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2011-01-02   1:28:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: CadetD (#0)

So to people who pay attention to things like taxes, oppressive cops, ridiculous nanny statism, etc Illinois stands out as a glittering example of what can go wrong when government runs amok. In addition to that the state is legendary for its corrupt politics especially the Chicago political machine which helped give us our present Messiah-in-Chief.

On a par with the the 5 years for peeking at wifie's email out in WA.

The Messiah and his crew are doing their utmost to destroy our beautiful Great Lakes by stonewalling all efforts to address the critical Asian Carp problem out our way. Way off base on both what they do and don't do.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the center cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. .... Yeats

iconoclast  posted on  2011-01-02   3:53:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: CadetD (#0)

The idea to ban eye rolling came about after a local resident in Elmhurst was thrown out of a council meeting after rolling her eyes after hearing a local councilor talk.

The first epileptic sufferer arrested/fined is going to own that city.

PaulCJ  posted on  2011-01-02   5:07:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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