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Title: If I don't start getting some *#$%*#&^$ satisfaction from this @#%(*@#(*&% Internet, I'm going back to TV....
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Published: Jan 2, 2011
Author: me
Post Date: 2011-01-02 19:50:14 by wudidiz
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#1. To: wudidiz (#0)

Just remember what Hunter S. Thompson said:

"When the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-01-02   20:07:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: wudidiz (#0)

Of course that should not be confused with another Rolling Stone Political satirist P.J. O'Rourke:

"Giving money and power to politicians is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

Just to ensure there is no confusion of course.

"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-01-02   20:09:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: wudidiz (#0)

Here you go:

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-01-02   20:16:27 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: wudidiz (#0)

;-) sometimes, you need a competent cogent answer to a direct question. dont take it personal. even though everyone probably thinks im nice here on 4um, many people in 'real life' say i can be obnoxious, rude, and have a trigger temper . but let me tell you. i get things done. i have examples that can fill a book. people 'don't like the way i talk to them'. mainly dealing with money, i.e. bank employees, contracts, customer service, government. the thing is, i couldnt give a fuck less if they 'like' the way i talk. just do your job.

when i need to know if a link works, its for a reason. its not chit chat. i needed to know if the #^&&*() thing works. simple. now i know, so i can move on. Next.

"if I have all faith so as to move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing." 1 Cor 12:31—13:13
"I don't know where Bin Laden is. I truly am not that concerned about him"
George W, Bush, 3/13/02 http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020313-8.html

Artisan  posted on  2011-01-02   20:43:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Artisan, wudidiz (#4)

what in the hell are you two talking about? ;)

christine  posted on  2011-01-02   20:46:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: christine (#5)

lol. i think this wudidiz post was obviously in reference to my previous cussing post. i wanted the #$%^&* link to work and no one would answer me, including you. thats OK though. i now know that it works. it was a bunch of aggrivating b.s. because the paypal link would not work,. mickey mouse operation. it worked for me all along, but people kept saying it doesnt work, so i was like. WTF. just tell me if it #%^ works and move on. i want the woman to get her donations. that is the whole point of all this. if the link DOES NOT WORK, and i have to leave, everyone is #$%^&ed. I dont like to do things half assed. when you click on a $^& link, IT SHOULD WORK. right?

"if I have all faith so as to move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing." 1 Cor 12:31—13:13
"I don't know where Bin Laden is. I truly am not that concerned about him"
George W, Bush, 3/13/02 http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020313-8.html

Artisan  posted on  2011-01-02   20:59:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: wudidiz (#0)


Armadillo  posted on  2011-01-02   21:18:48 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Original_Intent, Artisan (#1)

Just remember what Hunter S. Thompson said:

"When the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”


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wudidiz  posted on  2011-01-03   2:24:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: X-15 (#3)

That's what I'm talkin about. Mama!


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wudidiz  posted on  2011-01-03   2:25:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Artisan (#4)

;-) sometimes, you need a competent cogent answer to a direct question. dont take it personal. even though everyone probably thinks im nice here on 4um, many people in 'real life' say i can be obnoxious, rude, and have a trigger temper . but let me tell you. i get things done. i have examples that can fill a book. people 'don't like the way i talk to them'. mainly dealing with money, i.e. bank employees, contracts, customer service, government. the thing is, i couldnt give a fuck less if they 'like' the way i talk. just do your job.

when i need to know if a link works, its for a reason. its not chit chat. i needed to know if the #^&&*() thing works. simple. now i know, so i can move on. Next.

(Googling cogent.....)

Okay, I concede that I could have been cogenter. "Looks ok." was certainly nowhere near as concise or to the point as it could have been. Perhaps "Yes." would have worked better.


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wudidiz  posted on  2011-01-03   2:31:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: christine (#5)

what in the hell are you two talking about? ;)

um......


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wudidiz  posted on  2011-01-03   2:32:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Armadillo (#7)

Lmao that, my friend, is some funny s**t. :D


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-01-03   2:33:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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