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Title: I Make a Dollar from my Blog
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Published: Jan 3, 2011
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2011-01-03 10:58:51 by Turtle
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Views: 375
Comments: 7

There was a notice in my email saying someone had donated a dollar to my blog.

Ha ha ha ha! Someone gave me a WHOLE DOLLAR for reading my blog. If this keeps up soon I will give able to retire and give up my life of crime.

In other news, I haven’t yet made any money from being a gigolo, but there’s always hope. I think it’s mostly due to the bad economy. I think I’ll start advertising on Craigslist.

I also made $14 from recycling aluminum cans and copper, and recycled 40 pounds of scrap iron, for which I got $6. Unfortunately, scrap iron (steel, tins cans, etc.) is only 15 cents a pound. Aluminum is 65 cents a pound and copper about $3.

So I put the entire $20 in my gas tank. I’ve haven’t used any of my money for gas in three years, since I make about $500 a year from stuff I find walking my dog.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Dang!

You must either 1)walk a heck of a lot further than I, or 2)live in a lot more litter prone neighborhood than I.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-01-03   11:12:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#1)

2)live in a lot more litter prone neighborhood than I.

The alleys here are a mess.

I was talking my dog this morning and found nine unopened beercans. Somebody must have had a heck of a New Years party, to throw out unopened beeer.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-01-03   11:16:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#0)

There was a notice in my email saying someone had donated a dollar to my blog.

That is earned income and taxable. I have forwarded this to IRS.

Cynicom  posted on  2011-01-03   11:33:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Cynicom (#3)

That is earned income and taxable. I have forwarded this to IRS.

One of the things I do is prepare taxes for a living. I even have a PTIN.

Ha ha ha ha.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-01-03   11:51:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#4)

Ha ha ha ha.

Dont laff. IRS now has SWAT teams that deal with the likes of you.

Cynicom  posted on  2011-01-03   11:54:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#0)

"In other news, I haven’t yet made any money from being a gigolo, but there’s always hope. I think it’s mostly due to the bad economy. I think I’ll start advertising on Craigslist."

You can Double your chances by listing as BI- !

ndcorup  posted on  2011-01-03   11:54:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Cynicom (#5)

IRS now has SWAT teams that deal with the likes of you.

Ha! Bring them on!

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-01-03   11:59:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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