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Title: You have to love this lawyer
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Published: Jan 5, 2011
Author: e-mail
Post Date: 2011-01-05 22:42:07 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 216
Comments: 11

Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years.. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client:

You have to love this lawyer.......

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply.

(Actual reply from FHA):

"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by anAbstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:

(Actual response):

"Your letter regarding title in Case No.189156 has been received. I note that you wish to have title extended further than the 206 years covered by the present application.

I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased by the United States from France , in 1803 the year of origin identified in our application. For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France , which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain . The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Queen Isabella.

The good Queen Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus's expedition...Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana . God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it, and the FHA. I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have our loan?"

The loan was immediately approved.

And you want Government running health care?

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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain

Ah...the good old days

And you want Government running health care?

Nope, and neither does the new Congress :)

"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan

Flintlock  posted on  2011-01-05   22:52:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it, and the FHA. I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have our loan?"

Ha-ha-ha! Excellent! Accept no authority but that of God!

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant

angK  posted on  2011-01-05   22:54:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory.

FURTHER correspondence could have gone like this:

Upon further review of your latest correspondence the FHA is mandated to bring forth remembrance of a controversy regarding God's ownership of the earth. As you should be well aware, Satan (our CEO) took Jesus upon a high mountain peak and made Him an offer to transfer control of the earth upon meeting certain conditions.

Prior agreements must have existed between God and Satan whether it was a fee simple ownership or long term lease is in question but the fact that Jesus was aware of this condition is not in question otherwise the negotiations would have been frivolous.

Our records indicate that Jesus refused the offer and leaves the question of ownership unsettled but from all appearances it's the opinion of the FHA (children of Satan) that possession of the earth yet lies with Satan and his assigns.

If you possess proof positive or documentation that might support your position relative to God's ownership please forward ALL COPIES for our inspection.

LOAN DENIED.

"Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were (ever) our countrymen!”".

noone222  posted on  2011-01-06   4:30:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Jethro Tull (#0) (Edited)

And you want Government running health care?

Government already runs American healthcare through the FDA and Medicare and Medicaid, Department of HHS, etc. Government also limits the supply of doctors through withhold of school accredidation. Lawyers, agents of government power brokerage, run-up health care cost with tort litigation punitive damages. Lawyers also create new laws to generate more litgation opportunities, to feather their nest.

Here's an interesting little known fact...two thirds of all lawyers practising in the world call this country their home. What country is it?

Googolplex  posted on  2011-01-06   7:52:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-01-06   8:19:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)‡

"The ground of liberty is to be gained by inches, and we must be contented to secure what we can get from time to time and eternally press forward for what is yet to get. It takes time to persuade men to do even what is for their own good." -- Thomas Jefferson

ghostdogtxn  posted on  2011-01-06   9:43:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: noone222 (#3)

Our records indicate that Jesus refused the offer and leaves the question of ownership unsettled but from all appearances it's the opinion of the FHA (children of Satan) that possession of the earth yet lies with Satan and his assigns.

That was deadly funny, noone.

Warning: The linked image depicts a public official engaged in unhygienic acts. The poster is not responsible for violent upset on the part of viewers.

randge  posted on  2011-01-06   9:47:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: randge (#7)

That was deadly funny, noone.

Thanks ... my pleasure ... once in awhile I have to joke around a little or I'll drown in depression.

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." Voltaire

noone222  posted on  2011-01-06   9:50:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

source please, I want to pass this along.

Itistoolate  posted on  2011-01-06   9:59:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Itistoolate, g'dogtexan, noone222, all, 4 (#9)

It came to me in email :)

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-01-06   10:34:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Jethro Tull (#10) (Edited)

what would be good 'search' word to find it?

Itistoolate  posted on  2011-01-06   11:03:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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