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Title: Romania legalizes witchcraft to collect tax from (now irate) witches
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Published: Jan 6, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-01-06 05:01:35 by Tatarewicz
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Romania declares witchcraft to be a legal profession, witch threatens to retaliate

BUCHAREST, Romania - Romania has changed its labor laws to officially recognize witchcraft as a profession, prompting one self-described witch to threaten retaliation. The move, which went into effect Saturday, is part of the government's drive to crack down on widespread tax evasion in a country that is in recession.

In addition to witches, astrologists, embalmers, valets and driving instructors are now considered by labor law to be working real jobs, making it harder for them to avoid income tax. For months the measure had been debated, protested by witches and mocked by the media.

On Saturday, a witch called Bratara told Realitate.net, the website of a top TV station, that she plans to cast a spell using black pepper and yeast to create discord in the government.

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#1. To: Tatarewicz (#0)

Collecting tax from witches

I think they're making a mistake.

wudidiz  posted on  2011-01-06   5:14:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

It's a hard one to predict. Both the Jews that run Hungary and witches probably operate from a primitive part of the brain and therefore may well have defensive mechanisms to protect from spells cast.

Tatarewicz  posted on  2011-01-06   8:52:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-01-06   8:58:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

black pepper and yeast to create discord in the government.

I'll have to try this.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-01-06   11:24:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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