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Title: Homeland Security Did Not Steal and Eat my Cookies
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Published: Jan 10, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-01-10 12:09:32 by Turtle
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Comments: 2

A woman I know now in the Philippines sent me some homemade cookies (she calls him 'snickerdoodles'). They showed up a day late apparently while Customs suspiciously glared at the package and probably had dogs sniff it.

I figure they were going to steal and eat them, but I got them unopened so I immediately ate all of them and even shared some with my pug Wilson.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

I would have eaten them - Snickerdoodles rock.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-01-10   12:19:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I would have eaten them - Snickerdoodles rock.

You don't work for Homeland Security, nyah nyah nyah.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-01-10   12:26:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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