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Title: Your Zodiac Sign May Have Changed
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Published: Jan 13, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-01-13 21:05:51 by farmfriend
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Your Zodiac Sign May Have Changed

Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth's axis. Prepare to have your minds blown, all you people with easily blowable minds.

Here is the zodiac as the ancient Babylonians intended it—with the dates corresponding to the times of the year that the sun is actually in each constellation's "house"—according to the Minnesota Planetarium Society's Parke Kunkle:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

* Discarded by the Babylonians because they wanted 12 signs per year.

I was born a Virgo, and because that's the shittiest sign in the zodiac, I have long refused to believe in astrology and forbid my loved ones from believing in it, either. (My anal retentive need to destroy an entire worldview because I do not like my role in it is, I am told, part of my Virgo nature.) If I'm really a Leo, though, who knows. [Star Tribune, Fox News, WTHR via LadyE. Image via Shutterstock.com]

Send an email to Maureen O'Connor, the author of this post, at maureen@gawker.com.


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Was listening to the NBC national anchor reading a story about this. He said it was due to precision. Then he went on to describe precession. LOL clueless. Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#3. To: farmfriend (#0) (Edited)

Having been born on the Cusp of Oscillation, I'm still in the same sign but my cusp changes.

Virgo is NOT the shittiest sign in the Zodiac. Virgos are practical, stable, modest, shy, meticulous, tidy, reliable, diligent, analytical and intelligent-- extremely valuable traits. : )

Just did a quick check and I will be moving to the Cusp of Magic. Bring on the charm, magnatism and brilliance baby!!

abraxas  posted on  2011-01-13   21:25:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: abraxas (#3)

Just did a quick check and I will be moving to the Cusp of Magic. Bring on the charm, magnatism and brilliance baby!!

Looks like you'll need to invest in a wand and a new broom.

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-01-14   1:08:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Original_Intent, abraxas (#21)

Looks like you'll need to invest in a wand and a new broom.

LOL

farmfriend  posted on  2011-01-14   1:09:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#22)

As long as she doesn't take on a House Elf. ;-)

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-01-14   1:11:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Original_Intent, abraxas, Armadillo (#23)

As long as she doesn't take on a House Elf. ;-)

Instead of an owl she could have an Armadillo.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-01-14   1:18:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: farmfriend, abraxas, Armadillo, Turtle (#24)

LOL! Either that or a Turtle.

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-01-14   1:22:51 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Original_Intent, abraxas, Armadillo, Turtle, critter (#25)

LOL! Either that or a Turtle.

Or a critter.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-01-14   1:24:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: farmfriend, abraxas, Armadillo, Turtle, critter (#26)

I think Critter would be a good choice - as long as he doesn't fly into window frames.

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-01-14   1:29:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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