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Title: Your Zodiac Sign May Have Changed
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Published: Jan 13, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-01-13 21:05:51 by farmfriend
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Your Zodiac Sign May Have Changed

Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth's axis. Prepare to have your minds blown, all you people with easily blowable minds.

Here is the zodiac as the ancient Babylonians intended it—with the dates corresponding to the times of the year that the sun is actually in each constellation's "house"—according to the Minnesota Planetarium Society's Parke Kunkle:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

* Discarded by the Babylonians because they wanted 12 signs per year.

I was born a Virgo, and because that's the shittiest sign in the zodiac, I have long refused to believe in astrology and forbid my loved ones from believing in it, either. (My anal retentive need to destroy an entire worldview because I do not like my role in it is, I am told, part of my Virgo nature.) If I'm really a Leo, though, who knows. [Star Tribune, Fox News, WTHR via LadyE. Image via Shutterstock.com]

Send an email to Maureen O'Connor, the author of this post, at maureen@gawker.com.


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Was listening to the NBC national anchor reading a story about this. He said it was due to precision. Then he went on to describe precession. LOL clueless. Subscribe to *Humor-Weird News*

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#32. To: farmfriend (#0)

Shit.. I don't wish to be Virgo!

:-P

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-01-14   5:21:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: irishthatcherite (#32)

Shit.. I don't wish to be Virgo!

I'm staying Aquarius no matter what they say.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-01-14   10:48:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: farmfriend (#37)

I'm staying Aquarius no matter what they say.

Yes, shifting poles sounds fun. lol

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-01-14   11:15:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: irishthatcherite (#38)

Yes, shifting poles sounds fun. lol

LOL yes it does.

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#40. To: farmfriend (#39)

LOL yes it does.

Sounds even more fun from an Irish perspective - shifting is our slang word for making out.. I saw a couple of Poles shifting once... lol

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