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Title: Baby Boomer Test
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Published: Jan 19, 2011
Author: e-mail
Post Date: 2011-01-19 20:13:03 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 2342
Comments: 108

This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test!

There are 20 questions. Average score is12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. (DUDE!)

Have fun, but no peeking!

When you forward this to your friends/family, Put your score in the subject line and let them know your score.

Don't forget to forward it to me, as well.

Good luck, youngsters,

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?

A. Flintstones vitamins B. The Buttmaster C. Spaghetti D. Wonder Bread E. OrangeJuice F. Milk G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...

A. Sugar Ray Robinson. B. Roy Orbison.. C. Gene Autry. D. Rudolph Valentino. E. Fabian. F. Mickey Mantle. G. Cassius Clay.

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and....

A. It's you. B. He is us. C. It's the Grinch. D. He wasn't home. E. He's really me and you. F. We quit. G. He surrendered.

4. Good night, David.

A.. Good night, Chet B. Sleep well.. C. Good night, Irene. D.. Good night, Gracie. E. See you later, alligator. F. Until tomorrow. G. Good night, Steve..

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...

A. When you use Tide B. When you lose your crayons. C. When you clean your tub. D. If you paint the room blue. E. If you buy a soft water tank. F. When you use Lady Clairol. G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...

A. Stuart Whitman. B . RandolphScott. C. Steve Reeves.. D. Maynard G. Krebs. E. Corky B. Dork. F.. Dave the Whale. G. Zippy Zoo.

7. Liar, liar...

A. You're a liar. B. Your nose is growing. C. Pants on fire. D. Join the choir E. Jump up higher. F. On the wire. G. I'm telling Mom.

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and......

A. Wheaties. B. Lois Lane. C. TV ratings. D. World peace. E. Red tights. F. The American way. G. News headlines.

9. Hey kids! What time is it?

A.. It's time for Yogi Bear. B It's time to do your homework. C. It's Howdy Doody Time. D. It's time for Romper Room. E. It's bedtime. F... The Mighty Mouse Hour.. G. Scoopy Doo Time..

10. Lions and tigers and bears..! ...

A. Yikes. B. Oh, no.. C. Gee whiz. D. I'm scared... E. Oh my. F.. Help! Help! G. Let's run.

11.. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone....

A. Over 40. B. Wearing a uniform. C.. Carrying a briefcase. D. Over 30. E. You don't know. F. Who says, 'Trust me'.. G. Who eats tofu.

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...

A. Troy Aikman B. Kenny Stabler C. Joe Namath D. Roger Staubach E. Joe Montana F. Steve Young G. John Elway

13.. Brylcream...

A. Smear it on. B. You'll smell great. C. Tame that cowlick. D. Grease ball heaven. E. It's a dream. F. We're your team. G. A littl e dab'll do ya.

14. I found my thrill...

A. In Blueberry muffins. B. With my man, Bill. C. Down at the mill. D. Over the windowsill. E. With thyme and dill. F. Too late to enjoy. G. On Blueberry Hill.

15.. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...

A. Clark Gable. B. Mary Martin. C. Doris Day. D. Errol Flynn. E. Sally Fields. F. Jim Carrey. G. Jay Leno.

16. Name the Beatles...

A. John, Steve, George, Ringo B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who.

A. Who ate the leftovers? B. Who did the laundry? C. Was it you? D. Who wrote the book of love? E. Who I am? F. Passed the test? G. Knocked on the door?

18. I'm strong to the finish...

A. Cause I eats my broccoli. B. Cause I eats me spinach. C. Cause I lift weights. D. Cause I'm the hero. E. And don't you for get it. F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me. G. To outlast Bruto.

19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today.

A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera. B. Smile, you're on Star Search. C. Smile, you won the lottery. D. Smile, we're watching you. E. Smile, the world sees you. F. Smile, you're a hit. G. Smile, you're on TV.

20. What do M & M's do?

A. Make your tummy happy.! B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket. C. Make you fat. D.. Melt your heart. E... Make you popular. F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand. G. Come in colors.

Below are the right answers:

1. D - Wonder Bread 2. G - Cassius Clay 3. B - He Is us 4. A - Good night, Chet 5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent 6. D - Maynard G. Krebs 7. C - Pants on fire 8. F - TheAmerican Way 9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time 10. E - Oh my 11. D - Over 30 12. C - Joe Namath 13. G - A little dab'll do ya 14. G - On Blueberry Hill 15. B - Mary Martin 16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo 17. D - Who wrote the book of Love 18. B - Cause I eats me spinach 19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera 20.. F - Melt in your mouth not in your hand


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Got 'em all right. Age has it's (cough, cough) benefits :P

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#37. To: Jethro Tull, christine (#0)

I might have missed one or two but I didn't actually write it down. Most of them I got with out seeing what the choices were. I did miss the David Brinkly one but we didn't watch him. I did know where it came from I just didn't know the answer. too funny. I was born in 63 so sometimes I'm considered a boomer and sometimes not, depends on who is doing the list. I do not consider myself one.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-01-20   11:42:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: farmfriend (#37)

I was born in 63

Wow, u did good then. '63 was my Freshman year in HS.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-01-20   11:46:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: Jethro Tull, chritine (#39)

ok I took the test writing down my answers and checking them against the answer key. I missed one and that was the Brinkly one. But I knew what it was referencing. This reminded me of those tests you take at baby showers where you are given the product line and you have to say the product. I do really well on those.

when it rains it pours
plop plop fizz fizz
I can't believe I ate the whole thing

farmfriend  posted on  2011-01-20   18:01:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: farmfriend, Jethro Tull, christine, all (#51)

And fill in the blanks:

______ Launnnnnnnndry Deterrrrrrgent is stronger than __________.

What was Dennis the Menace's favorite beverage?

Let _______ put youuuu in the driver's seat.

What sexy female actress was famous for the line, "Why don't you pick one up and smoke it some time?" And what was she talking about?

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-01-20   18:13:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: Original_Intent (#54) (Edited)

Launnnnnnnndry Deterrrrrrgent is stronger than

Let _______ put youuuu in the driver's seat.

Tide - dirt

Milk

Avis

May West ... Tipparillo Cigars ?

EDIT: Shit --- I flunked !

noone222  posted on  2011-01-20   18:50:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: noone222, Original_Intent (#63)

EDIT: Shit --- I flunked !

so are you my age?

farmfriend  posted on  2011-01-20   19:32:47 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: farmfriend (#72)

so are you my age?

I'm 60

noone222  posted on  2011-01-20   19:35:49 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#77. To: noone222, esso (#73)

I'm 60

nope not my age. I guess I'm one of the younger ones on this forum. I had no idea. I'm 47 but I have a birthday coming up. Maybe someone will cook me a nice meal and buy me expensive presents. no blow job needed.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-01-20   19:51:47 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: farmfriend (#77)

no blow job needed.

So you're going with the optional blow job track? Well done!

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-01-20   20:17:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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