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Published: Jan 20, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-01-20 21:11:28 by christine
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten his own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time......... No one moves.................. He removes his shirt................ Muscles ripple across his chest.......... She gasps.................... He whispers in her ear................ 'Iron this...then get me a beer.'
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#1. To: christine (#0)
LOL
Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!! That's terrible, just terrible. ;)
handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time......... No one moves.................. He removes his shirt................ Muscles ripple across his chest.......... She gasps.................... He whispers in her ear. Looked promising until the last sentence....dang.
Then a draftsman from Florida stands up in the rear of the plane. He is not handsome: average height, skinny build, with dark brown thinning hair, a beard, and pale blue-green eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time......... No one moves.................. He removes his shirt................ Man-boobs ripple across his chest.......... She gasps.................... He whispers in her ear................ "Would you like to climb the armadillo?"
LOL
Tough women come from New York, sweet women from Texas, prissy women from Southern California, but we NORTHERN CALIFORNIA WOMEN have fire & ice in our blood. We can ride 4-wheelers, be a princess, throw a left hook, pack heat, hunt with the men, bake a cake, love with passion, and if we have an opinion, you know you're going to hear it!!
#2. To: christine (#0)
No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)
#3. To: christine (#0)
Then a cowboy from Wyoming stands up in the rear of the plane. He is
#4. To: christine, farmfriend (#0)
#5. To: Armadillo, christine, abraxas (#4)
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