"All Israel had one million one hundred thousand men who drew the sword, and Judah had four hundred and seventy thousand men who drew the sword. 1 Chronicles 21:5 Bigger than the US Army! lulz
Judges 1 19 The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron. Iron is gods Kryptonite. More lulz
When I was 14, my brother and I wrapped a cigar box in fancy wrapping paper to hold an 'xmas' gift for one of our good buddies. You should have seen his face, the 'gift' looked like a million bucks. Gently laying inside was one very large turd encrusted with roasted peanuts.
Payback was a bitch.
U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY
All we had to do was create mischief. He got over it.
A few year later a good buddy and I used to go to a local creek in the summer. We called it the 'Wash Hole' There were always plenty of cute chicks to flirt with as the day went on.
The particular hole was 20' deep and about 40' across with a big tall oak on one side with a long swinging rope hanging off it that swung all the way across the creek. You would wait your turn (hopefully while behind a nice looking girl) to climb up the tree while someone swimming in the creek would swing the rope up to you in the tree.
This particular day, there were tons of good looking girls teasing the guys to do trick jumps off the rope as they swung out of the tree back over the creek.
I planned it just right .. got right behind my friend Danny ... just as he grabbed the rope .. I PULLED OFF HIS SWIMMING TRUNKS!
You should have seen the girls run screaming (and giggling) ..
I'm glad I lived through those years.
U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY