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Title: how bad is the economy (humor)
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Published: Jan 22, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-01-22 10:50:59 by christine
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. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. . African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials! . Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. . I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" . CEO's are now playing miniature golf. . B.P. laid off 25 Congressmen. . My ATM gave me an IOU! . A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. . I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. . I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank. . If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. . McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. . Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. . My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! . A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . . Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. . A picture is now only worth 200 words. . They renamed Wall Street "Wal-MartStreet ." . When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. . The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. . Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 trillion disappear! And, finally... . I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...
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Mega-Million Dollar CEO Payouts - See How Much These Big-Name CEOs Took Home Each Year U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY
Post Date: 2008-09-30 10:47:43 by Happy2BMe-OnLP
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Mega-Million Dollar CEO PayoutsSee How Much These Big-Name CEOs Took Home Each YearBy ZUNAIRA ZAKI ABC NEWS Business Unit— As Washington lawmakers debate as massive, $700 billion, bailout for Wall Street firms that invested in mortgages, CEOs have come under new scrutiny for their multi-million-dollar salaries, even when their companies have suffered. The bailout plan is likely to have limits on the so-called "Golden Parachutes" for executives forced to leave. ABC News, in collaboration with James F. Reda and Associates, complied a list of some of the companies in the headlines today and looked at just how much money some of these CEOs are taking home. CEOCash SalaryStock, ...
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