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Title: Garbage Men Are More Important than Doctors
Source: UncleBob's Treehouse
URL Source: http://uncabob.blogspot.com/
Published: Feb 5, 2011
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2011-02-05 16:38:23 by Turtle
Keywords: None
Views: 602
Comments: 15

If the United States had no doctors, the country would still survive. If it had no garbage men, it wouldn’t survive as the same country. So which is more important?

With no doctors whatsoever some people would live longer, since quite a few people die from prescription medication errors. Others would die sooner, from needing operations or from not getting treatment for accidents. But overall, what would happen to the death rate with no doctors? I don’t know, but I suspect it wouldn’t change all that much.

Now without garbage men, what would you do with your garbage? Put it in your car and sit in line to dump it in a garbage dump? Do you really want to do that?

When I was a kid we burned it in a fifty-gallon steel can. Everyone did. I have no memory of what we did with the ashes. Did we burn everything? Probably not. I’m sure we still had garbage men, but I was so little I just don’t remember.

Garbage men make life so much easier. You put your garbage in your garbage can, put it out front or in back, and it disappears! Then you bring the can back inside. There are even garbage bags to keep the can clean. If you think about it, it’s actually an impressive feat.

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#2. To: Turtle (#0)

Earlier in the week, I read about how the mortality rate dropped dramatically whenever doctors went on strike.

Your postulate is fact.

Lod  posted on  2011-02-05   16:43:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Lod, Turtle (#2)

Earlier in the week, I read about how the mortality rate dropped dramatically whenever doctors went on strike.

Your postulate is fact.

That was in L.A. and is a matter of record. Emergency Room Doctors went on Strike and, I forget now the exact number, the death rate in affected ER's went down by about 20 or 30 percent. They tried papering it over by saying criminals were more careful because the Doctors were on strike. Sigh.

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-02-06   14:19:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Original_Intent, Lod, Turtle, buckeroo, abraxas, Eric Stratton, christine, Lod, Jethro Tull, X-15, randge, (#11)

When the body was first made ....

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.

So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story : You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole can do.

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2011-02-06   14:40:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#14. To: Eric Stratton (#13)


Behold, the FedGov is the "boss" of the country.

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