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All is Vanity See other All is Vanity Articles Title: Why Women Should Rule the World I think women should rule the world. Now, of course, this can only be done through the force of law, since it goes against human nature, but thats okay. Human nature, if youre a leftist, doesnt matter. Because to them it doesnt exist! Lets look at what wed have to do. First, wed have to keep men out of influential high-paying jobs that require a lot of education. That can be done with Affirmative Action, which essentially means white men need not apply. Wed also have to keep men out of college, which is what is happening these days. Right now there are a lot more women in college than men. This is a good thing. No, its a great thing! Men should only be carpenters (I used to be one), taxi drivers (used to be one), coal miners (nope), stuff like that. Stuff that women dont want to do because its too hard, hot, dirty, dangerous, unpleasant, etc. One of my taxi driver friends got murdered. Another got repeatedly stabbed in the face with a steak knife by a crazy woman. Then there was the one had the misfortune of having a pistol pointed at him three times during robberies. But all of this is okay! Men are worthless and expendable! The fact is, men shouldnt be educated at all. Theyre awful!! They should be like those Epsilon-Minus Semi-Morons in Brave New World, the ones that ran the elevators. Serves them right. The worst -- especially the worst! are white men, who are drooling troglodyte sexist racist homophobic specieist child-molesting rapist pornographer Ice People brutes who introduced slavery into the world. (Well, actually, thats not true white men got rid of slavery, and in record time: about 55 years, after slavery was around at least 7000 years. But facts dont matter!) Men should receive no education at all. Not even reading, writing and arithmetic! Revenge is good, and it doesnt matter if its aimed at the wrong people. One way to prevent this education is by drugging little boys. I think Ritalin would be a good choice. Itll fix their brains up but good, like that Ritalin child Kurt Cobain, who returned the favor by fixing his own brains permanently! Yep, make sure men receive no education, dope them up, prevent them by law from getting educated jobs
and women will be able to rule the world! Now what kind of world would we have if women ruled it completely and men had absolutely no influence at all, had no education, and were completely at the bottom? I think the humorist P.J. ORourke gave us a clue with his comment, Without men, civilization would last until the next oil change. Or as Camille Paglia commented, if women had been in charge of civilization, wed still be living in grass huts. Okay, well, maybe teepees. Hmmm
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who invented about 97% of everything in the world? Well, as best as I can remember, it was European men and their descendents in America. Those horrible hideous white men who are responsible for every problem in the world! . . . they invented almost everything? Huh? But lets concentrate on the United States and not the entire world. If women ruled completely and men had no influence at all, itd be a great country. Utopia! Paradise on Earth! Things would go backward, of course, I suppose to some sort of primitive, barely technological society. Tribal and pastoral. But that would be great! I think I might be exaggerating a little bit (or maybe a lot) but you can learn a lot from reductio ad absurdum. Very few women can invent anything or drive for that matter -- but so what? A primitive, loving, pastoral tribe in which everyone chipped in and helped change the babies
itd be wonderful! Itd be just like that idyllic tribe in One Million Years B.C., in which Raquel Welch wore a two-piece fur bikini. Woo hoo, what a life! I cant wait. Of course, women (and some men) dont believe this would happen. Somehow not quite sure how wed still have an advanced technological society with big-screen TVs and SUVs and easy high-paying careers, even though men would be so uneducated, stupid, doped up and out of work they couldnt do anything except drink and lie around watching porn and wondering how to use that sex-toy they bought mail-order. But what the heck. All those women oppressed throughout history, why, once theyre free, think of all the inventions waiting to be invented by them! Forget that Gloria Steinem said that logic didnt matter. It doesnt matter! Or that there are certain things that shouldnt be investigated, like the differences between men and women. Shes right about that, too! And of course, women would have all the government jobs, so we can be ruled by bureaucrats. Of course, being women, they wont act like bureaucrats, unless they were mommy-bureaucrats. Thank God for that! Women being supported by the government is a good thing, since marriage would collapse, what with men not being able to support a family. So women would have babies without being married or the children having a fathers influence. All of us would end up acting lower-class. And this is good! Its always a good thing for teenage girls to not get married and have kids to get more welfare. And for teenage boys to form gangs as surrogate families. And the fact these things are caused by not having intact families with fathers? Its a good thing! In essence, women would be marrying the government. And this is a good thing. Families and fathers are so primitive! Well, primitive yes, but not primitive like tribal primitive. Thats good primitive. Itd be some other kind of primitive, like not-needed primitive, like hair in your ears or nostrils. So what if many women would be unhappy hateful frustrated hysterical shrews, except for all those revenge-minded man-hating lesbians who helped found feminism? And envious ugly leftist feminists like the hideous medusoid Betty Friedan? And if men are unhappy and drink and do drugs and get violent? Ha! Since when did happiness ever matter? Revenge is what matters! Fairness is what matters
well, yeah, I know, it wouldnt be fair, but so what? And if society didnt advance and instead went backwards, so what about that, too? Primitive tribes without dental care and air-conditioning are the place to be! Many women are natural socialists, which means they are irrational, ruled by their feelings and think everyone should be forced to share and do favors for others whether they want to or not. This is good. I think thats the reason theyve always been denied the vote. Thats not good! Its certainly why so many of them vote Democrat. And thats good! Throughout history women have always been the home and the heart (maybe it should be the Home and the Heart). Men have always been the rational creative inventing part the fixers, the inventors, the discoverers. About 40 years ago the brain researcher Paul McLean discovered three structures to the brain: at the bottom, the reptilian complex, on top of that, the limbic system (emotion) and on top of that, the neocortex (reason). One writer called it the Snake brain, the Eve brain, and the Adam brain. But whatever you call it, the rational brain sits on top of the emotional brain, which means our emotions are supposed to be subject to our reason -- not the other way around. Its not as if men are all reason and women are all emotion. Each sex has a bit of the other in it, like Jung postulated with the anima/amimus or that Yin/Yang thingie. If each gender didnt have a bit of the other in it, wed never be able to understand each other. Both sexes have mirror neurons, although women have more. Men have a bigger visual-spatial area in their brain. Thats a bad thing! . . .I think. But, heck, so what? Facts dont matter. Only archaic left-wing socialist/tribal fantasies matter. It doesnt even matter if they dont work and destroy lives and societies! I, for one, welcome our new Eve overlords. All our base are belong to them!
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Women DO rule the world.
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