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Title: National Enquirer Kills Steve Jobs
Source: longislandpress
URL Source: http://www.longislandpress.com/2011 ... nal-enquirer-kills-steve-jobs/
Published: Feb 19, 2011
Author: By Missy Yates
Post Date: 2011-02-19 13:53:23 by HAPPY2BME-4UM
Keywords: None
Views: 152
Comments: 13

National Enquirer Kills Steve Jobs

Well maybe not quite, but they might as well have. The tabloid The National Enquirer is giving Steve Jobs six weeks to live.

Jobs had taken time off from Apple, the company he founded, to concentrate on his health, but the National Enquirer says he has been given a diagnosis of six weeks to live.

Jobs is on indefinite medical leave because of an undisclosed health problem.

And because Jobs’ health problem is undisclosed, the Internet and the tabloids are full of rumors about his condition, so we’re thinking, and hoping, this is just another one of them.

Jobs has been spotted entering the Standford Cancer Center in Palo Alto, California looking very thin. He is rumored to be getting treated for some kind of cancer.

The two doctors who gave Jobs six weeks to live–Dr. Gabe Mirkin and Dr. Samuel Jacobson–have never actually seen Jobs in person or examined him. Their diagnosis is merely the result of studying blurry photos of Jobs.

“Judging from the photos, he is close to terminal,” says Dr. Jacobson, a critical care physician in the National Enquirer article. “I would say he has six weeks. He is emaciated and looks to have lost a lot of muscle mass which spells a poor prognosis.”

Jobs turns 56 on February 24 and handed over day-to-day operations to Apple’s COO Tim Cook last month.

When Jobs left Apple he made the following statement:

“I love apple so much and hope to be back as soon as I can. In the meantime, my family and I would deeply appreciate respect for our privacy.” (1 image)

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The end of a legend.

What about his soul?

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2011-02-19   13:55:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Better Gates than Jobs.

Lod  posted on  2011-02-19   13:57:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Jobs was actually creative. Gates had everything handed to him by the NWO to which his father belonged.

Jobs has created real value.

Gates has been a bloodsucker living off of other people's creativity.

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-02-19   14:03:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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Gates did create an huge industry to correct, fix, and support his crappy products.

Lod  posted on  2011-02-19 14:13:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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