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Title: So, what are you paying for gas today?
Source: Rabbi Essostein's synagogue
URL Source: http://Freedom4um.com
Published: Feb 23, 2011
Author: Rabbi Essostein
Post Date: 2011-02-23 14:06:37 by Esso
Keywords: BOHICA, suckpoops, Lloyd is my g-d
Views: 1704
Comments: 43

Hey there, goys & gals, I see Ahab the A-rab has raised the price of gas about a quarter or so to $3.369 here in Fort Wayne, the highest in several years, and in the middle of winter too. So, what are you paying?

"But Rabbi Essostein, don't jews in New York set the price of oil and gasoline, while still paying Ahab the A-rab, as you call him, the same ten or fifteen dollars per barrel they always have, while pocketing the difference?"

"Well Jimmy, while that's technically correct, exposing the truth about the jews is now considered terroristic anti-semitism. I have reported you to the proper authorities and you will be disposed of in an orderly fashion. Thanks for playing."

C'mon all you suckpoops, get out there and fill up those gas-gulping SUVs, Lloyd Blankfein needs a new pair of billion dollar goyskin shoes!

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#1. To: Esso (#0)

I walk as much as possible.

My Ford Windstar van weighs two tons sitting close to empty.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-02-23   14:10:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#0) (Edited)

Gas?

Grocery prices are about to go up 7% in the next 30 days.


ripple . . ripple . . ripple . . ripple . . ripple . . ripple . . ripple . . ripple . .

Saudi Arabia Uprising Could Mean $140-Plus Oil

U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2011-02-23   14:14:21 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso, 4 (#0)

gasbuddy.com shows 2.899 to be the cheapest in Austin area.

And it's out near Lake Travis, 20 miles from my house.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-02-23   14:26:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Lod (#3)

$3.19 in Central PA

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-02-23   14:31:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#2)

Grocery prices are about to go up 7% in the next 30 days.

In the last couple of weeks here, bread is up 25%, fruit 40%, milk 50+%.

I FART IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YOUR 7%!

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2011-02-23   14:49:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Esso (#5)

I FART IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YOUR 70%!

U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2011-02-23   14:55:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Esso (#0)

$2.979 in Houston this morning.

It is a violation of Natural Law to use this document in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.

randge  posted on  2011-02-23   15:00:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: randge, christine, Lod (#7)

J.R. Ewing's screwin' you.

No, wait, he's from Dallas, the capital of Texas. Sorry.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2011-02-23   15:03:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Esso (#8)

J.R. Ewing's screwin' you.

Chi-hua-hua!

It hurts.

It is a violation of Natural Law to use this document in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.

randge  posted on  2011-02-23   15:09:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Esso (#0)

$3.05 in my part of SW MO.

I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. - Benjamin Franklin

F.A. Hayek Fan  posted on  2011-02-23   15:14:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Esso (#0)

$3.369

well way down south,here in Huntington,IN gas is $3.368...eat your heart out.

paddlefeet  posted on  2011-02-23   15:29:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Esso (#0)

Just after lunch I went to pick up my old lady friend to take her shopping. The usually bargain gas station had it at $3.249 and the BP a quarter mile away had $3.059 gas. Since we use her car I suggested that she buy the 'bargain' BP gas. Five or so minutes later we entered the BP station and they had raised their price to $3.249 - dang it! We didn't buy any today.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-02-23   15:35:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Lod (#3)

gasbuddy.com shows 2.899 to be the cheapest in Austin area.

Beat me by 10¢.

The best price on S. Lamar Blvd. (AUTX) was $2.99 this morning.

Most places are over $3.00.

Buzzard  posted on  2011-02-23   15:48:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Esso (#8)

No, wait, he's from Dallas, the capital of Texas.

I take it you attended public government schools?

; )

Buzzard  posted on  2011-02-23   15:51:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#2)

Best price in San Diego County, CA is $3.4999/gal at Costco ... and that is 6 to 8 cents cheaper than the cheapest stations in the area. Yesterday the price was $3.4399/gal at Costo!

Phant2000  posted on  2011-02-23   16:37:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Esso (#0)

3.09 southwest of Ft. Worth, Texas

OneDollarDVDProject.com

wakeup  posted on  2011-02-23   17:39:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Buzzard (#14)

No, wait, he's from Dallas, the capital of Texas. I take it you attended public government schools?

Homeschoolers know the capital of Texas is a T.

OneDollarDVDProject.com

wakeup  posted on  2011-02-23   17:43:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Esso (#0)

$4.39 in San Diego last week.

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2011-02-23   17:54:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: TwentyTwelve (#18)

This is insane and criminal, and must be stopped, somehow.

But, there must be a way to stop this criminal theft.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-02-23   18:22:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: TwentyTwelve (#18)

$4.39 in San Diego last week.

Where, TwentyTwelve? I haven't seen it that high yet. Is that what they are paying in north county?

Phant2000  posted on  2011-02-23   18:34:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: TwentyTwelve, Esso, Lod (#18) (Edited)

$4.39 in San Diego last week.

There is a web site for San Diego gas prices: http://www.sandiegogasprices.com/

The "average" they show is going up as you sit there and peruse the entire report.

BTW, the price I gave for Costco was at the Santee store and at 7:00 this morning.

Phant2000  posted on  2011-02-23   18:43:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Phant2000 (#20)

Where, TwentyTwelve? I haven't seen it that high yet. Is that what they are paying in north county?

Near Escondido/San Marcos.

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2011-02-23   18:45:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: TwentyTwelve (#22)

Near Escondido/San Marcos.

Thanks for the info. I'll make sure I have plenty of gas in my vehicle if I am in that area!!!

Phant2000  posted on  2011-02-23   18:51:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Phant2000 (#21)

Un-freaking-conscionable.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-02-23   19:13:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Esso (#0)

So, what are you paying for gas today?

Beans.

Remember The White Rose
"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha

Original_Intent  posted on  2011-02-23   19:31:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Lod (#24)

Un-freaking-conscionable.

JP Goldman Morgan Sachs Chase is really playing a dangerous game running up food & energy prices at the same time.

There's only two things that will get the sheepsters off their couches and away from their TeeVees:

1. Fuck with their paychecks,

2. fuck with their cars.

The jews are doing both now, at a hectic pace, and Goldman Sachs, et al made the mistake of bragging about their intentions to do so, and boy howdee, are the people getting pissed.

The JIZ are on the brink of getting the holocaust they're always yapping about, except the new "final solution" isn't going to be moving them out of their ghettos and into country clubs like the dumbass Hitler did.

Never underestimate what a cold, starving, jobless, homeless and hopeless person will do.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2011-02-23   20:06:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Esso (#26)

Never underestimate what a cold, starving, jobless, homeless, hopeless, awake, and armed, beyond the teeth, person will do.

That is one bad mofo.

.gov, beware what you are creating...

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-02-23   20:16:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Phant2000, Esso, Lod (#21)

San Gabriel Valley Station May Have Highest Gas Prices In US « CBS Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES (CBS) — A Covina gas station may have the highest prices in the nation.

KNX 107082;s Mike Landa reports customers are questioning what’s going on at a Mobil station on Azusa Avenue that’s selling regular unleaded at $4.51 a gallon.

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2011-02-24   14:46:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: TwentyTwelve, P2K, Esso, 4 (#28)

I need a 10' USB cable, so I'll report what's out there price-wise when I return.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-02-24   14:55:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Esso (#26)

Never underestimate what a cold, starving, jobless, homeless and hopeless person will do.

There are stories every day in newspapers from across this land of what "a cold, starving, jobless, homeless and hopeless person will do." Take one story and multiply it by two or three million and a revolution you make!!!

Phant2000  posted on  2011-02-24   15:15:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: TwentyTwelve (#28)

Mobil station on Azusa Avenue that’s selling regular unleaded at $4.51 a gallon.

$3.628 a gallon is average price in San Diego within the last 20 minutes. Highest I saw in the County was $4.19/gal and the cheapest was $3.44 (in black town and not somewhere I would go to get gas).

Phant2000  posted on  2011-02-24   15:22:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: All (#29)

No luck, yet, on the cable, but the tank was topped at $3.099!

Shiite.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-02-24   15:44:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Lod (#32)

No luck, yet, on the cable, but the tank was topped at $3.099!

Shiite.

Crude Oil 95.97 -2.13

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2011-02-24   15:59:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Esso (#0)

$3.36 for regular in Tampa.
I used to have a car that got 40 MPG. I knew as soon as I traded it in for a car that gets 25 MPG (if I drive easy), the price of gas would go up.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-02-28   1:28:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Esso (#0)

rabbi essostein (lol)

$3.50ish

it cost me $58 to fill up my evil Lexus RX that i absolutely love!

christine  posted on  2011-02-28   1:43:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: christine, Esso, Armadillo (#35)

I paid $3.83 this morning.


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-01   22:21:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: farmfriend (#36)

$3.57

Itistoolate  posted on  2011-03-01   22:23:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Esso (#0)

$3.21/gal in North Texas.

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-03-01   22:23:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: X-15, Itistoolate (#38)

Soooooo glad I live in CA. /s


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-01   22:25:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Lod (#19)

Everytime there's a dustup in the ME the 12 OPEC arab men decide that they need a new super-yacht and a new harem of imported semi-slave sluts from the West and UP goes the price of a barrel of oil.

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-03-01   22:26:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: farmfriend (#39)

How much oil is off the coast of California just waiting to be drilled?? ;-)

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-03-01   22:28:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: X-15 (#41)

How much oil is off the coast of California just waiting to be drilled?? ;-)

Look Barbara S. does not want to look at oil wells. She paid good money for that coastal view. Never mind that it would be better for the environment by taking pressure off the natural seeps. We will keep harping on that 69 oil spill, or when ever the hell it was, despite the fact that technology has changed. We must keep you from spoiling the view shed AT ALL COSTS. Which you will pay BTW.


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-01   22:32:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: Esso (#0)

At 1600 in SW MO it was $3.14. By 1800 it had shot up to $3.29.

I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. - Benjamin Franklin

F.A. Hayek Fan  posted on  2011-03-01   23:40:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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