Wow, what brought this on? Did an armadillo steal your woman? Sorry, turtles just cant compete with that four foot armadillo penis, warm blood, and cuteness. Turtles and slow, cold, paranoid, stupid, and an odd green color. They cant compete.
Maybe you're just jealous of armadillos warmth and cuddliness?
Maybe you have a crush on armadillos? Back off dude, armadillos aint gay.