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Title: Sucking Your Thumb
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Published: Feb 26, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-02-26 11:51:42 by Turtle
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Views: 822
Comments: 33
Several years ago I owned a taxi and noticed something surprising -- many of the five-year-old girls (but never the boys) sucked their thumb. And when they did, they were no trouble at all - calm and peaceful and quiet. I've even seen adults suck their thumb -- I saw a disturbed woman in an elevator (she had just left a public mental health center) sucking her thumb. Then I saw an obese woman in a motorized scooter with a pacifer in her mouth. My girlfriend told me people used them to break themselves from smoking. When I was a teenager the girl next doot showed me a photo she had taken of her 12-year-old sister sucking her thumb while asleep. Since many women babble too much, all men should carry pacifiers, and when a women won't shut it it should be a law any man can stick a pacifier in her mouth. It would be a better world.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
Turtle is chock full of briliant ideas.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
I think I'll get one for my pug.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
There is a great deal of merit to your idea.
I keep telling you Turtle is brilliant!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
When are you planning on posting some of them? : ) The first step to brilliance is spelling brilliant correctly. X-Ray of Turtle Brain: " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"When you you -- oof, umph..."
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
Otis certainly liked it.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
We already do. Damn. I am so going to Hell for that... .
#2. To: Eric Stratton, Cynicom, farmfriend, abraxas (#1)
This should be interesting, ...
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
#4. To: Turtle, 4 (#0)
#5. To: Lod (#4)
#6. To: Turtle (#2)
#7. To: Cynicom (#6)
There is a great deal of merit to your idea.
#8. To: Turtle, Eric Stratton, Cynicom, Farmfriend (#2)
Turtle is chock full of briliant ideas.
#9. To: abraxas, cymicom, farmfriend (#8)
When are you planning on posting some of them? : )
#10. To: Turtle (#5)
#11. To: Turtle (#0)
Since many women babble too much, all men should carry pacifiers,
Click for Privacy and Preparedness files
Niggers ruin everything.
#12. To: PSUSA (#11)
Damn. I am so going to Hell for that... It does shut them up for a while.
We already do.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#13. To: abraxas, Turdle, Turtle, all (#8) (Edited)
X-Ray of Turtle Brain: The first step to brilliance is spelling brilliant correctly.
#14. To: abraxas (#8)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#15. To: Eric Stratton, abraxas (#14)
When are you planning on posting some of them? : ) LOL All my posts are brilliant. Abraxas is just consumed with envy, and can't stand the fact a woman can be controlled with a 99 cent binkie.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#16. To: Turtle (#15)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#17. To: Turtle (#15)
Turtle, stop picking up dates outside the mental institution exit. This is the quick and brilliant solution to your women with pacifiers problem. : )
can't stand the fact a woman can be controlled with a 99 cent binkie.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#18. To: abraxas (#8)
The first step to brilliance is spelling brilliant correctly. Not everybody has an IQ as high as yours. When it comes to spelling, your IQ seems to be in the 150 or higher range. When you point out their misspellings your IQ drops to about 50/70. Are you a teacher or a teacher wannabe? It was awful nice of you to point out that turtle has a pea sized brain. How big is yours? Sometimes when I post, because of my bad eyesight, I make errors in spelling and many times I can't see those errors until later when my vision clears up somewhat. It is refreshing to have aboard this forum someone of your calibur. Nothing like having a genius to point out our mistakes. Please keep up the good work. I just know Turtle appreciates the picture of his brain. By the way, who corrects your spelling or are you just simply perfect?
When are you planning on posting some of them? : )
#19. To: LACUMO (#18)
Turtle's brains.
Turtle appreciates the picture of his brain
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#20. To: LACUMO, Turtle (#18)
LAC, go troll on some other posters tail. Turtle and I kid around all the time. He knows I'm not serious. Basically, most posters on this board are aware that Turtle and I banter around and unlike you, we don't get our panties in a wad and take each other so seriously to get all butt hurt over playful exchanges. I thought you weren't posting to me anymore after your dildo idiocy. Sometimes when you post, it would be refreshing if you pulled your head out of your ass prior to typing. : )
Sometimes when I post
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#21. To: abraxas (#17)
A "Jumbo"-sized binkie is on it's way to your house!
Turtle, stop picking up dates outside the mental institution exit. This is the quick and brilliant solution to your women with pacifiers problem. : )
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#22. To: abraxas, turtle (#8)
When are you planning on posting some of them? : ) Hehehehehehehehe
I keep telling you Turtle is brilliant!
#23. To: Turtle (#21)
lol.......do you have an infant in mind to sneak up on and steal this binkie? Like this little cutie....... A "Jumbo"-sized binkie is on it's way to your house!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#24. To: abraxas (#23)
The binkie you need about four times larger than that one!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#25. To: Turtle (#24)
A binkie won't stop me from typing, no matter the size. Maybe you should send some mittens. : ) lol....
he binkie you need about four times larger than that one!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#26. To: abraxas (#20)
You have even jumped my bones when I make a typing error that mispells words. Talk about a troll!
LAC, go troll on some other posters tail.
#27. To: Turtle, Abraxas (#24)
Sweet Tea Works best Sweet Tea A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
The binkie you need about four times larger than that one!
#28. To: LACUMO (#26)
LAC, you are projecting. If this claim has any merit, then post where I have done this in any of our exchanges. lol....it's misspells. I suppose you think that is "jumping your bones" when it really is just plain funny in context. Don't worry LAC, there isn't any chance that I would EVER "jump your bones" about anything. You fail to see the comedy in Turtle claiming brilliance while misspelling brilliant. Maybe if you take a breather and consider the content you will get the jokes. I won't hold my breath on it though. : )
You have even jumped my bones when I make a typing error that mispells words.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#29. To: abraxas (#28)
LAC, you are projecting. If this claim has any merit, then post where I have done this in any of our exchanges. lol....it's misspells. You took the bait and proved my point. You have done this to me before on other threads. My eyesight is extremely bad today. I'll go find some examples for you on a good day and put them up for you to see.
You have even jumped my bones when I make a typing error that mispells words.
#30. To: LACUMO (#29)
Yes, you leave a joke wide open and I'm going to hop on it. It's funny in context, just like Turtle's. This is why I asked you to think of the context and MAYBE you would get the jokes. But, as I suspected, you just don't get it. Doesn't really prove much, LAC, except that you are joke impaired which is really too bad for you. The funniest part of your post wasn't the misspelling, it was your references to "jumping your bones" which generally means something completely different than you intended it to mean. Jokes aren't as fun when they have to be explained. Face it, you're a kill joy. Nobody takes you as seriously as you take yourself. Please refrain from riding your white horse in to save Turtle from some fun and jokes with me in the future.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#31. To: abraxas (#25)
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#32. To: Turtle (#31)
lol......that won't stop my typing either. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#33. To: abraxas (#32)
......that won't stop my typing either. :
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
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