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Title: Sucking Your Thumb
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Published: Feb 26, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-02-26 11:51:42 by Turtle
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Views: 1005
Comments: 33
Several years ago I owned a taxi and noticed something surprising -- many of the five-year-old girls (but never the boys) sucked their thumb. And when they did, they were no trouble at all - calm and peaceful and quiet. I've even seen adults suck their thumb -- I saw a disturbed woman in an elevator (she had just left a public mental health center) sucking her thumb. Then I saw an obese woman in a motorized scooter with a pacifer in her mouth. My girlfriend told me people used them to break themselves from smoking. When I was a teenager the girl next doot showed me a photo she had taken of her 12-year-old sister sucking her thumb while asleep. Since many women babble too much, all men should carry pacifiers, and when a women won't shut it it should be a law any man can stick a pacifier in her mouth. It would be a better world.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
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Turtle is chock full of briliant ideas.
When are you planning on posting some of them? : ) The first step to brilliance is spelling brilliant correctly. X-Ray of Turtle Brain:
The first step to brilliance is spelling brilliant correctly. Not everybody has an IQ as high as yours. When it comes to spelling, your IQ seems to be in the 150 or higher range. When you point out their misspellings your IQ drops to about 50/70. Are you a teacher or a teacher wannabe? It was awful nice of you to point out that turtle has a pea sized brain. How big is yours? Sometimes when I post, because of my bad eyesight, I make errors in spelling and many times I can't see those errors until later when my vision clears up somewhat. It is refreshing to have aboard this forum someone of your calibur. Nothing like having a genius to point out our mistakes. Please keep up the good work. I just know Turtle appreciates the picture of his brain. By the way, who corrects your spelling or are you just simply perfect?
LAC, go troll on some other posters tail. Turtle and I kid around all the time. He knows I'm not serious. Basically, most posters on this board are aware that Turtle and I banter around and unlike you, we don't get our panties in a wad and take each other so seriously to get all butt hurt over playful exchanges. I thought you weren't posting to me anymore after your dildo idiocy. Sometimes when you post, it would be refreshing if you pulled your head out of your ass prior to typing. : )
You have even jumped my bones when I make a typing error that mispells words. Talk about a troll!
LAC, you are projecting. If this claim has any merit, then post where I have done this in any of our exchanges. lol....it's misspells. I suppose you think that is "jumping your bones" when it really is just plain funny in context. Don't worry LAC, there isn't any chance that I would EVER "jump your bones" about anything. You fail to see the comedy in Turtle claiming brilliance while misspelling brilliant. Maybe if you take a breather and consider the content you will get the jokes. I won't hold my breath on it though. : )
LAC, you are projecting. If this claim has any merit, then post where I have done this in any of our exchanges. lol....it's misspells. You took the bait and proved my point. You have done this to me before on other threads. My eyesight is extremely bad today. I'll go find some examples for you on a good day and put them up for you to see.
#30. To: LACUMO (#29)
Yes, you leave a joke wide open and I'm going to hop on it. It's funny in context, just like Turtle's. This is why I asked you to think of the context and MAYBE you would get the jokes. But, as I suspected, you just don't get it. Doesn't really prove much, LAC, except that you are joke impaired which is really too bad for you. The funniest part of your post wasn't the misspelling, it was your references to "jumping your bones" which generally means something completely different than you intended it to mean. Jokes aren't as fun when they have to be explained. Face it, you're a kill joy. Nobody takes you as seriously as you take yourself. Please refrain from riding your white horse in to save Turtle from some fun and jokes with me in the future.
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#2. To: Eric Stratton, Cynicom, farmfriend, abraxas (#1)
This should be interesting, ...
#8. To: Turtle, Eric Stratton, Cynicom, Farmfriend (#2)
Turtle is chock full of briliant ideas.
#18. To: abraxas (#8)
When are you planning on posting some of them? : )
#20. To: LACUMO, Turtle (#18)
Sometimes when I post
#26. To: abraxas (#20)
LAC, go troll on some other posters tail.
#28. To: LACUMO (#26)
You have even jumped my bones when I make a typing error that mispells words.
#29. To: abraxas (#28)
You have even jumped my bones when I make a typing error that mispells words.
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