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Title: Is It Possible For A Goose To Fall In Love With A Human?
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Published: Mar 1, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-03-01 10:39:12 by Horse
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#1. To: Horse (#0)

Amazing - thanks.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-03-01   10:45:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Horse (#0)

Is It Possible For A Goose To Fall In Love With A Human?

Well, seeing as it's possible for a dog to be sexually aroused by a human leg.. anything is possible. lol ;)

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-01   11:03:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lod, Horse (#1)

Amazing - thanks.

I've goosed a few Loves, but I've never loved a Goose.

"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan

Flintlock  posted on  2011-03-01   11:05:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Horse (#0)

I loled at the goose flying alongside the scooter. :)

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-01   11:05:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Horse (#0)

I hope it's a female goose, unless there are gay geese. If so, I wouldn't let it get behind me!

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-01   11:13:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: irishthatcherite (#4)

That was very fresh indeed.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-03-01   11:17:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle (#5)

Peck his arse.. lol

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-01   11:17:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Horse (#0)

I knew he'd be white.

If the Jews are bloodsuckers, anti-racism is the anti-coagulant.

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2011-03-01   11:49:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Horse (#0)

Goes to prove that ALL creatures have a "soul", and also have intelligence and emotion.

That is why spiritually aware people become vegetarians.


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2011-03-01   13:02:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: FormerLurker (#9)

That is why spiritually aware people become vegetarians.

PETA -- People Eating Tasty Animals.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-01   13:03:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Turtle (#10)

People Eating Tasty Animals.

As long as you don't mind being eaten yourself Turtle.


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2011-03-01   13:09:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Horse (#0)

That is awesome. I have never heard of a wild goose "adopting" a human.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-03-01   13:44:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Horse, Lod (#0)

Wall Street Journal

* MARCH 5, 2011

Take a Gander at This: Maria's a Male, After All

By ALEXANDRA BERZON

LOS ANGELES—What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

MARIA

Gary Leonard

A goose named Maria, well known in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Echo Park for befriending humans, is really a gander, a male goose.

The planned closing of Echo Park for a $65 million restoration is threatening to break up a most unusual couple: retiree Dominic Ehrler and a goose named Maria. WSJ's Vanessa Kaneshiro reports from Los Angeles.

When plans to drain the lake where Maria lived raised concerns about the bird's future, officials transported it to the Los Angeles Zoo, where director John Lewis determined that Maria is male.

Some types of geese display their gender through feather colors and other conspicuous means, but the gender of others can only be determined by examining sex organs.

A page-one story in The Wall Street Journal last month described Maria's predicament and attracted national media attention.

The bird's Echo Park neighbors had noticed that it would walk or fly by the side of a retiree named Dominic Ehrler, while ignoring other geese. Mr. Ehrler called it his "best friend." Locals at the lake called the bird "Maria" and ascribed feminine qualities to it.

On Thursday, Mr. Ehrler was musing on a possible new name for the bird.

Perhaps Maria could become the goose's middle name, such as Carlo Maria.

"I will try Mario on him," Mr. Ehrler said. "If he doesn't answer, I'll stick with Maria."

Write to Alexandra Berzon at alexandra.berzon@wsj.com

TwentyTwelve  posted on  2011-03-07   19:14:33 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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