[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help] 

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

Ghee: Is It Better Than Butter? What Is Butyric Acid? 6 Benefits (Dr Horse says eat butter, not margarine!) Illegal Alien Released by Biden Admin Beheads Motel Manager In Dallas, Israel Wants to Unite Itself by Breaking the World - Leavitt Castigates Journalists To Their Faces Over Lack Of Iryna Zarutska Killing Coverage Aussie Students Spend The Most Time In School, Polish Kids The Least Tyler Robinson, 22, Named As Suspect In Charlie Kirk Assassination How They Control the World and Their Secret Weapon Newmont Pulls Out of Canada, Delists TSX Eva Vlaardingerbroek's Warning: Elites Plan to Make Humans Immortal in the Cloud The $7.9 Trillion Company You've Never Heard Of CCP's motivation for (the Korean) war was to grow its military: US-China-Russia relations Here is What REALLY Happened on 9/11 US Deficit Explodes In August Despite Rising Tariff Revenues As Government Spending Soars Adolf Hitler had 'some good ideas', a fifth of Gen Z Americans believe according to Daily Mail poll New 4um Site Software Ready For Review "Calling Me Names Is NOT Gonna Stop Me!" Tucker Carlson on Ted Cruz, Trump, Israel & 9/11 Vietnam Erases 86 Million Bank Accounts – (NWO) Great Reset in Motion Vietnam Erases 86 Million Bank Accounts – (NWO) Great Reset in Motion Rifle Ammo In Kirk Assassination Engraved With 'Transtifa' Ideology: Law Enforcement Memo Time for MASSIVE change in America (Black Crime and the Media)) How Much Are Teachers Paid Around The World? Spain's Power Grid: Net Zero Drive Pushes Economy Toward Paralysis Pepe Escobar: So the death cult "defends itself" by bombing.. Banks Are Hiding Credit Losses (Here’s How) | Bill Moreland of BankRegData Housing stability is being propped up by hidden bailouts and toxic FHA debt, Why Did Qatar's Air Defenses Fail During Israel's Attack? German POWs Expected Execution — Instead an American Farmer Invited Them for Dinner Charlie Kirk has been shot Elon Musk Commits $1 Million To Murals Of Iryna Zarutska Nationwide, Turning Public Spaces Into Culture War Battlegrounds

4play
See other 4play Articles

Title: Note to Turtle's Self
Source: [None]
URL Source: [None]
Published: Mar 1, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-01 11:55:39 by Turtle
Keywords: None
Views: 351
Comments: 7

When answering the phone, "Hi Snookums" (smooch smooch) make sure it is your girlfiend and not a male friend.

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread  

#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Or a goose.

If the Jews are bloodsuckers, anti-racism is the anti-coagulant.

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2011-03-01   11:58:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Or the FBI.

It is a violation of Natural Law to use this document in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.

randge  posted on  2011-03-01   12:01:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Hang up quick if your buddy replies, "Hey there, Hot-Pants."

TooConservative  posted on  2011-03-01   12:02:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Hang up quick if your buddy replies, "Hey there, Hot-Pants."

At least I didn't call him "Poo Poo Boo Boo."

I told him I had to hang up then called him back later.

He told me he was envious because no woman had ever called him "Snookums."

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-01   12:11:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

When answering the phone, "Hi Snookums" (smooch smooch) make sure it is your girlfiend and not a male friend.

Sigh, another rerun. I hate it when they are playing the same thing on every channel.

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-01   12:12:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Sigh, another rerun. I hate it when they are playing the same thing on every channel.

Silence, wench!

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-01   12:16:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

When answering the phone, "Hi Snookums" (smooch smooch) make sure it is your girlfiend and not a male friend.

Try caller id. It should give you a fair idea that it is your girlfriend calling unless it is some male friend calling you from her phone.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-03-01   12:44:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help]