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Title: Stare at boobs for longer life: Study
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URL Source: http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/ ... onger-life-study-86131320.html
Published: Dec 6, 2009
Author: Neharika Sabharwal
Post Date: 2011-03-02 20:05:25 by farmfriend
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by Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009 Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease. Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes. The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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#14. To: Original_Intent (#12)
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Actually, they are just friends. I have a shot of the other end too: Gawd, I miss working motorcycle events. :)
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#15. To: Critter (#14)
That must have been a real trial.
Gawd, I miss working motorcycle events. :)
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
#16. To: tom007 (#15)
I got tail like a rock star. :)
That must have been a real trial.
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#17. To: farmfriend (#0)
The other night I dreamt I had two bellybuttons! If men stared at women with two bellybuttons what do you suppose that would do for their health?
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
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#18. To: farmfriend, 4 (#0)
Entering into a URL, any thing breast related.com will amaze. You have been warned/alerted, Cyni, Turtle, all. Don't do it!
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#19. To: All (#18)
Guessing that everyone's otherwise occupied for 35 nminutes.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#20. To: angK, farmfriend (#17)
I imagine it would direct their attention a little lower. There are probably health benefits to be had there.
The other night I dreamt I had two bellybuttons! If men stared at women with two bellybuttons what do you suppose that would do for their health?
#21. To: Original_Intent (#13)
Can you believe the size of that tree? I has to be a photoshop,no way a tree that big would be on a street with all new brick/concrete work....my god,what a trunk.
notice
#22. To: Lod (#18)
How do you know this?
Entering into a URL, any thing breast related.com will amaze.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#23. To: paddlefeet (#21)
Someone's holding the tree up.
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#24. To: wudidiz (#23)
oh.....yeah,there is those.
Someone's holding the tree up.
#25. To: farmfriend (#2)
There will be a long wait in that line.The line forms after Dillo.
I like to do more than stare...
#26. To: tom007 (#22)
Research, my friend.
How do you know this?
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#27. To: Critter (#8)
"Sorry honey, I'm just exercising so I can live longer... look at this article..." And if your girl loves you she will point them out to you so you can live longer. Right?
I need to print out this article and keep it in my wallet, in case the babes catch me staring.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#28. To: farmfriend (#27) (Edited)
I cyber love FF. You are farm clever. Are you really a farm pro? I mean do you have a tractor? Or these other food producing machines.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#29. To: tom007 (#28)
LOL just a lover of men.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#30. To: farmfriend (#29) (Edited)
LOL just a lover of men. Pretty much the best news heard in months.
To: tom007
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#31. To: farmfriend (#0)
I was staring at one who had plums for at least ten minutes. That doesn't count? Baby had back tho'.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
#32. To: Fred Mertz (#31)
You're too old to be looking at boobs.
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#33. To: farmfriend (#0)
I know many woman who have lengthened their lives by staring at my butt, The more adventurous ones stare at my bulge. Or, I should say, Bulge..
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#34. To: angK (#17)
When I was 19 my girlfriend at that time had an aunt with two bellybuttons. She showed us. She was goofy. One time she lit the filter end of her cigarette and my girlfriend and I knew she was going to do it. Even though we were laughing she didn't figure out why we were laughing until she lit the cigarette. Obviously, having two bellybuttons definitely affects your brain!
The other night I dreamt I had two bellybuttons!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#35. To: Critter (#14)
that's far sexier, imo, than the ones with huge out of proportion boobs. pretty tat on the one on the left too.
#36. To: christine (#35)
I'm trying to be good. You just need to skeedaddle off this thread, missy. :P
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#37. To: Turtle, farmfriend (#33)
Last weekend, while hiking at a nude resort, I encountered a clothed woman walking her dog. I figure I added a few years to her life.
I know many woman who have lengthened their lives by staring at my butt, The more adventurous ones stare at my bulge. Or, I should say, Bulge..
When she saw me she was blushing alot, had a big smile, and was doing the "nervous dance" that women do sometimes.
#38. To: Esso (#36)
Damn!
I'm trying to be good.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#39. To: Turtle (#34)
When I was 19 my girlfriend at that time had an aunt with two bellybuttons. She showed us.
#40. To: farmfriend (#38)
This thread should be pulled at once.
#41. To: Cynicom (#40)
spoil sport.
This thread should be pulled at once.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#42. To: farmfriend (#41)
Well, lets see some photographic material that will or wont support this theory. hehehehehehe
spoil sport.
#43. To: Cynicom, 4 (#42)
view at your own risk - you have been warned - PG13 -
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#44. To: Lod (#43)
Good heavens. I watched it twice, for evidence, ok????
#45. To: Lod (#43)
Now ya went and done it... Now I have to post the winner of the MMA wet t-shirt contest... 
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#46. To: farmfriend (#0)
This is BS. Are prostitutes going unemployed in Germany? You would think so based on this "scientist's" study. I bet she has huge knockers and is not getting the attention from men she thinks she deserves.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
God is always good!
#47. To: RickyJ (#46)
story of my life.
I bet she has huge knockers and is not getting the attention from men she thinks she deserves.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#48. To: Armadillo (#37)
She had to pee.
was doing the "nervous dance" that women do sometimes.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#49. To: farmfriend, all (#0) (Edited)
Can anyone here look at this for 10 minutes? She is "well endowed" after all. Never mind that it is the result of surgery. That is hideous. I would have nightmares about waking up next to something like this. Why oh why do some women choose to do this to themselves? This is not sexy. .
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
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#50. To: PSUSA (#49)
"Abomination" comes to mind.
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#51. To: farmfriend, All (#0)
Cinnamon buns, anybody? 
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#52. To: PSUSA (#49)
Stare at this for 10 minutes and you'll just get dizzy:
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
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#53. To: X-15 (#51)
LOL
Cinnamon buns, anybody?
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
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