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Title: Have you hugged your gun today?
Source: email
URL Source: [None]
Published: Mar 4, 2011
Author: unknown
Post Date: 2011-03-04 13:58:37 by James Deffenbach
Keywords: None
Views: 219
Comments: 7

Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?

A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' He promptly replied, 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'

Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said, 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, "Of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."

Have a nice day but don't monkey with me!

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Thanks for the reminder, I'll fondle my S&W 686 when I get home.

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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-03-04   14:19:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said, 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, "Of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, ...

... "Get the fuck out".

To hell with tact.

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ruin everything, including sig lines.

PSUSA  posted on  2011-03-04   14:56:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: X-15 (#1)

Sounds like you have a good relationship.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-03-04   15:03:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Some super duper quotes! ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2011-03-04   16:34:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: BTP Holdings (#4)

Thanks.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-03-04   18:14:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Which one?

It's like a commune here.

So many to love, so little time.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-03-04   19:43:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Lod (#6)

Which one?

It's like a commune here.

So many to love, so little time.

Ain't a thing wrong with that.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein posted on 2010-05-25 9:39:59 ET (2 images) Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-03-04   19:47:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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