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Title: Turtle's First Novel
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Published: Mar 11, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-11 11:34:42 by Turtle
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Views: 1443
Comments: 34

"Shut up, maggot," evilly cackled the sadistic guard as he ground our hero's face into the dirt with his jackboot. "You're only alive because the State wants you alive!"

That's the whole novel. I'll write another one tomorrow.

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#2. To: Turtle (#0)

That's the whole novel.

Good job ... hurry up on the next one.

Phant2000  posted on  2011-03-11   11:42:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Phant2000 (#2)

Good job ... hurry up on the next one.

"Shoot my dog, will you!?!" he said as he shot the cop's testicles off.

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-11   11:49:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle (#6)

"Shoot my dog, will you!?!" he said as he shot the cop's testicles off.

Oh, my God. And the moral to the story? MUHAHAHAGHAHA

Phant2000  posted on  2011-03-11   11:50:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Phant2000 (#7)

Oh, my God. And the moral to the story? MUHAHAHAGHAHA

Nobody better shoot my dog.

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-11   11:56:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Turtle, Phant2000 (#15)

Nobody better shoot my dog.

Are the other people here aware that you charge Christine ten cents for each post?????

Cynicom  posted on  2011-03-11   11:58:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Cynicom (#17)

Are the other people here aware that you charge Christine ten cents for each post?????

She never pays. I'm reduced to collecting aluminum cans to support myself.

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-11   11:59:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Turtle (#19)

She never pays.

Same thing here. She promised me the moon and ten cents a post. No written contract so I got slickered one more time.

You think she knows we are rubes????

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