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Title: Turtle's First Novel
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Published: Mar 11, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-11 11:34:42 by Turtle
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Comments: 34
"Shut up, maggot," evilly cackled the sadistic guard as he ground our hero's face into the dirt with his jackboot. "You're only alive because the State wants you alive!" That's the whole novel. I'll write another one tomorrow.
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#4. To: Turtle, Phant2000 (#0)
Turtle... To broaden the horizons of my limited education, I was urged to read works by several Russian authors. I found that impossible. They are wordsmiths of the worst kind. Entire chapter on the description of the dawn, excruciating endless detail. Meanwhile the heroine is downstairs being ravished by a lackey, and the author carries on and on. When finally he gets around to the interesting ravishing part, it takes him three chapters to describe it in minute detail. All interest is lost, take the "classical" book back to the dusty place at the library.
No novel needs to be more than 150 pages long. I was always a big fan of Edgar Rice Burroughs. Monsters, swordights, half- naked Damsels in Distress....what more do you need?
Can you give me the page numbers so I wont have to waste time reading other crap????
I am going to write a 150-page novel about Blood, Beasts and Breasts. It will be scintillating, although I won't use that word in it.
Can you give me a brief synopsis of the Breast section here on the 4um???? Save me buying the book. thanks.
The first novel Turtle read at 11. It has everything needed.
#23. To: Turtle (#22)
Well, I hated novels, fiction from diseased minds of man. Lurid, immoral, lascivious, just horrible.
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#10. To: Cynicom (#4)
#14. To: Turtle (#10)
, half- naked Damsels in Distress....what more do you need?
#16. To: Cynicom (#14)
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Can you give me the page numbers so I wont have to waste time reading other crap????
#20. To: Turtle (#16)
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I am going to write a 150-page novel about Blood, Beasts and Breasts.
#22. To: Cynicom (#20)
Can you give me a brief synopsis of the Breast section here on the 4um????
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