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Title: Turtle's First Novel
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Published: Mar 11, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-11 11:34:42 by Turtle
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Views: 1486
Comments: 34

"Shut up, maggot," evilly cackled the sadistic guard as he ground our hero's face into the dirt with his jackboot. "You're only alive because the State wants you alive!"

That's the whole novel. I'll write another one tomorrow.

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#2. To: Turtle (#0)

That's the whole novel.

Good job ... hurry up on the next one.

Phant2000  posted on  2011-03-11   11:42:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Phant2000 (#2)

Good job ... hurry up on the next one.

"Shoot my dog, will you!?!" he said as he shot the cop's testicles off.

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"Shoot my dog, will you!?!" he said as he shot the cop's testicles off.

Oh, my God. And the moral to the story? MUHAHAHAGHAHA

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