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Title: The Ending of Turtle's First Novel
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Published: Mar 11, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-11 15:40:28 by Turtle
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Views: 582
Comments: 9

"Shut up, maggot," evilly cackled the sadistic guard as he ground our hero's face into the dirt with his jackboot. "You're only alive because the State wants you alive!""

His evil cackle turned into a terrified shriek as our hero's love -- her brain encased in a nuclear-powered robodog -- used her nose laser to slice through the bars, removed the guard's gonads with her titanium teeth, and then hurled herself through the opposite window.

Our hero climbed to his feet, muttered "You fascist pig!" to the guard, now curled unconscious in a fetal position, kicked him in his decaying teeth, scattering them throughout the room, then headed out the window after his true love, knowing they would met in the clinic in Switzerland, where her brain would be replaced in the luscious body he knew so well.


Blood, beasts, breasts, romance, true love...I think I'm looking at a best-seller here!

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#5. To: Turtle (#0)

No, no, no.

Truely great literature (or movies for that matter) must contain sex, gun play, explosions, aliens, cool technology, car chases, aircraft, sex, random frontal nudity, cool terminology and catch phrases.
Preferably in the same scene.

Time for a rewrite.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-11   17:51:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Armadillo (#5) (Edited)

Truely great literature (or movies for that matter) must contain sex, gun play, explosions, aliens, cool technology, car chases, aircraft, sex, random frontal nudity, cool terminology and catch phrases.

Blood...beasts...breasts...nose blaster....flying car....love...lust....razor- sharp titanium teeth...robodog....revenge...sadistic guards...escapes....battles...aliens....missing testicles...what a novel! Woo hoo1

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-12   10:51:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Turtle (#7)

Bring on the breats!

(Thank God and Neil for Edit function.)

Lod  posted on  2011-03-12   10:55:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Lod (#8)

Bring on the breats!

(Thank God and Neil for Edit function.)

Quiet, or the last thing you will ever see is razor-sharp titanium teeth.

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