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Title: Leading nominee for 2010 Darwin Award
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URL Source: http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2010-08.html
Published: Mar 12, 2011
Author: staff
Post Date: 2011-03-12 04:08:34 by Tatarewicz
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Comments: 4
(25 August 2010, Daejon, South Korea) VIDEO NEWS! A handicapped man, annoyed that an elevator closed and departed without him, thinks it over before ramming his wheelchair into the doors not once, not twice, but three times in all--only to plunge down the now-empty elevator shaft to his death. Simultaneous success and failure combine to earn the 40-year-old "Angry Wheelchair Man" lasting immortality as a Darwin Award winner. Note: If the video is missing, click here for more options. The tragic downfall of this rashly rushing rammer provides a heartening example of how brilliant you are--compared to some! However, natural selection just got a little harder. The authorities traced the "problem" to elevator doors that cannot withstand a large impact. Safety regulations were strengthened after the elevator was installed, to prevent accidents "such as might happen to children and drunks."
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#1. To: Tatarewicz (#0)
There now! The Man died a HERO!!!!!! A Monument to him should be constructed. Use his mangled Wheelchair and a Crash Test Dummy on it. Bronze them both. Install it with a ulogy from Obama on the WH Lawn.!!!!
No loss. He had no value to society.
Sure he did - as a bad example. He had no value to society. Sure he did - as a bad example. You make a good point.
"The authorities traced the "problem" to elevator doors that cannot withstand a large impact. Safety regulations were strengthened after the elevator was installed, to prevent accidents "such as might happen to children and drunks."
#2. To: Tatarewicz (#0)
#3. To: DWornock (#2)
He had no value to society.
#4. To: Original_Intent (#3)
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