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Title: I am a reject.
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Published: Mar 12, 2011
Author: eHarmony
Post Date: 2011-03-12 17:21:27 by Armadillo
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Views: 4690
Comments: 54
We're very sorry, but our matching system cannot predict good matches for you. eHarmony's patented matching system was developed after extensive research into marital satisfaction. We use each person's responses to our Relationship Questionnaire to predict the pairings of individuals that are highly likely to result in satisfying long-term relationships, based on what we learned through our research. Unfortunately, based on responses to our questionnaire, we occasionally find situations where our matching system cannot identify high quality compatible matches, and this has happened in your case. Please understand that it is a result of our matching process and in no way reflects on you as a person or your ability to be in a happy relationship. We apologize and regret our inability to find good matches for you. The time you spent completing our questionnaire, however, has enabled us to provide you with a free Personality Profile.. This Personality Profile lets you learn more about yourself and should provide you with valuable insights. We wish you all the best in your search for that special someone.
Poster Comment: Here is my eHarmony Personality Profile. Agreeableness. Openness Emotional Stability. Conscientiousness. Extraversion.
There are no women at eHarmony I'm compatible with? Wow.
You are best described as: usually taking care of yourself.
Words that describe you: Perceptive, Realistic, Demanding, Down-to-Earth, Hardnosed, Judgmental, Pragmatic, Skeptical.
(I disagree with demanding and judgmental.)
On the Openness Dimension you are: content.
Words that describe you: Sensible, Realistic, Conventional, Sincere, Simple, Firm, Earnest.
On Emotional Stability you are: steady.
Words that describe you: Relaxed, Even, Unwavering, Constant, Certain, Together, Cool, Detached, Tranquil.
(Me? Steady? LMAO.)
Your approach toward your obligations is: focused and flexible.
Words that describe you: Casual, Informal, Compliant, Reliable, Organized, Solid, Dependable, Uncommitted, Genuine.
When it comes to Extraversion you are: very reserved.
Words that describe you: Quiet, Reserved, Deliberate, Solitary, Cautious, Guarded, Purposeful, Meditative
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#1. To: Armadillo (#0)
This girl is AVAILABLE .. U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY
I wonder why... I took those tests a long time ago out of curiosity, never with the intention of ever paying them to match me with someone. I thought they were rather accurate. .
#2. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM, Armadillo (#1)
This girl is AVAILABLE ..
Click for Privacy and Preparedness files
ruin everything, including sig lines.
#3. To: Armadillo (#0) (Edited)
I,being somewhat astute in avoiding sex with aardvarks and the occasional armadillo,would suggest you change your name.
(Me? Steady? LMAO
#4. To: PSUSA (#2)
in the 90s, chat rooms were a great...eerrr. maybe interesting is a better word, place to meet chicks. i had webtv at the time. full body pic soon became standard protocol after a few. lol. theres actually a lot of nice beautiful women out there.
"if I have all faith so as to move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing." 1 Cor 12:31—13:13
"I don't know where Bin Laden is. I truly am not that concerned about him"
George W, Bush, 3/13/02 http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020313-8.html
#5. To: Armadillo (#0)
Try pof.
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#6. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#1)
That's ****ing disturbing, Happy.
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#7. To: wudidiz (#5)
I tried their "psychological assessment" that is supposed to tell me what I really want versus what I say I want. Is that too much to ask for?
Try pof.
They say I want a "anchor". * Someone who's generally calm and low maintenance, but who can also show spontaneity and go on the occasional adventure when circumstances permit.
I think what I really want is much simpler.
* Someone who's not overly rigid in what she wants from life personally or professionally, but rather is basically content and can go with the flow when needed.
* Someone who's grounded and has a strong sense of identity, purpose and independence.
* Someone who doesn't want or need to rely on you for economic security but rather comes to the relationship with existing resources.
* Someone who's ready and able to give you freedom and support for your personal or professional goals.
* Someone who demands respect and makes a good impression on others.
* Someone who cares a lot about looking good, and who'll use her physical and sexual assets to the fullest for your enjoyment and who can give you attractive, healthy children.
* Someone who's the envy of others and who'll garner approval from your friends and family, as well make you feel sexier and more attractive when you're together.
1. She must be female.
2. She should not be uglier than me.
3. She must tell me what she wants without female mind games.
4. She must not be a ho.
5. She must take care of herself hygienically.
6. She must have morals, but not be a stick-in-the-mud.
#8. To: Armadillo, wudidiz (#7)
good luck on that one.
3. She must tell me what she wants without female mind games.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#9. To: Armadillo, wudidiz (#7)
You left out breathing and age.
Is that too much to ask for?
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#10. To: farmfriend (#9)
Yes, she must be breathing. Preferably without assistance, and she should be conscious.You left out breathing and age.
For age, she must be of legal age.
Realistically, young women irritate me because they lack maturity and knowledge about anything other than pop culture. They are fun for sex, but not a relationship.
I think 33-50 would be an acceptable age range for me.
#11. To: Armadillo (#10)
I see. So a hole and a heartbeat just isn't good enough for you, eh? Picky, picky. Hahaha Just kiddin.
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#12. To: wudidiz (#11)
There are some days when a heartbeat is optional. ;)
I see. So a hole and a heartbeat just isn't good enough for you, eh? Picky, picky. Hahaha
#13. To: Armadillo (#12)
For days such as that........... There are some days when a heartbeat is optional. ;)
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#14. To: Armadillo (#7)
When you find that one you should take her to the museum and put her between the unicorn and the hooker who doesn't do crack.
3. She must tell me what she wants without female mind games.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
#15. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#1)
Goldi-lox? LOL!
This girl is AVAILABLE ..
#16. To: abraxas, farmfriend (#13) (Edited)
Blow up dolls are anatomically wrong. It's like they were designed by a 12 year old boy. For days such as that...........
I do have a realistic rubber vulva though...
Still, Armadillo needs a real woman for a real realtionship.
#17. To: Armadillo, abraxas, farmfriend, *Post Of The Day*, *Out There* (#16)
Too much information...
I do have a realistic rubber vulva though...
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#18. To: All (#17)
(Ideas most people don't want to think about) lmao times like this I'm reminded why I visit here so often...
*Out There*
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#19. To: wudidiz, farmfriend (#18)
Did I offend your delicate Canadian sensibilities again? In real life I'm extremely reserved and shy. The only place I can cut loose is the internet.lmao times like this I'm reminded why I visit here so often...
#20. To: wudidiz (#17)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#21. To: Armadillo (#19)
You're okay.
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#22. To: Armadillo (#19)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#23. To: Eric Stratton (#20)
lol
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#24. To: Eric Stratton, Armadillo (#22)
Put Down the realistic rubber vulva and step Away from the computer...
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#25. To: wudidiz (#24)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#26. To: Eric Stratton (#25)
Betty Fivefingers and Rosie Palms get boring after a while.
Whatever happened to just havin' a spare hand.
#27. To: wudidiz (#24) (Edited)
I dont hold it. That would be unrealistic. Put Down the realistic rubber vulva and step Away from the computer...
WARNING. T.M.I. BELOW.
It is made to be placed on a surface, then... acted upon as one would the real thing.
#28. To: Armadillo (#16)
Maybe a Love Ewe is in order.......(sheepish grin) Blow up dolls are anatomically wrong. It's like they were designed by a 12 year old boy.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#29. To: Eric Stratton (#25)
And we are discussing this because.....?
Whatever happened to just havin' a spare hand.
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#30. To: Armadillo (#27)
And again..... too much information....
I dont hold it. That would be unrealistic. It is made to be placed on a surface, then... acted upon as one would the real thing.
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#31. To: abraxas (#28)
Omg, that is sooooo sexy.
(sheepish grin)
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#32. To: wudidiz (#31)
More sexy than a realistic rubber vulva? : )
Omg, that is sooooo sexy.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#33. To: wudidiz (#29)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#34. To: abraxas (#28)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#35. To: Armadillo (#26)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#36. To: abraxas (#32)
More sexy than a realistic rubber vulva? : ) Yes. Now I'm going to stop myself before I say something inappropriate here. ; )
Omg, that is sooooo sexy.
No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)
#37. To: wudidiz (#30)
You were warned dude.And again..... too much information....
You read because you wanted to know. So, no, it was not too much information for you.
#38. To: abraxas (#32)
Only to Canadians, apparently.
More sexy than a realistic rubber vulva? : )
#39. To: Eric Stratton (#35)
The XTC Supercenter.So natchrally, you waltzed on down to the local Walgreens to pick up a "a realistic rubber vulva", eh.
The sell a wide assorment of... very nice products.
Believe me, realistic rubber lady parts are not cheap.
#40. To: Armadillo (#38)
I think Wud meant my sheepish grin, despite the Love Ewe wearing fish net stockings. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#41. To: Armadillo (#39)
You asked for a vulva and they charged you for a Volvo......lol
Believe me, realistic rubber lady parts are not cheap.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
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