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Title: I am a reject.
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Published: Mar 12, 2011
Author: eHarmony
Post Date: 2011-03-12 17:21:27 by Armadillo
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Views: 4720
Comments: 54

We're very sorry, but our matching system cannot predict good matches for you.

eHarmony's patented matching system was developed after extensive research into marital satisfaction. We use each person's responses to our Relationship Questionnaire to predict the pairings of individuals that are highly likely to result in satisfying long-term relationships, based on what we learned through our research.

Unfortunately, based on responses to our questionnaire, we occasionally find situations where our matching system cannot identify high quality compatible matches, and this has happened in your case. Please understand that it is a result of our matching process and in no way reflects on you as a person or your ability to be in a happy relationship.

We apologize and regret our inability to find good matches for you. The time you spent completing our questionnaire, however, has enabled us to provide you with a free Personality Profile.. This Personality Profile lets you learn more about yourself and should provide you with valuable insights.

We wish you all the best in your search for that special someone.


Poster Comment:

Here is my eHarmony Personality Profile.
There are no women at eHarmony I'm compatible with? Wow.

Agreeableness.
You are best described as: usually taking care of yourself.
Words that describe you: Perceptive, Realistic, Demanding, Down-to-Earth, Hardnosed, Judgmental, Pragmatic, Skeptical.
(I disagree with demanding and judgmental.)

Openness
On the Openness Dimension you are: content.
Words that describe you: Sensible, Realistic, Conventional, Sincere, Simple, Firm, Earnest.

Emotional Stability.
On Emotional Stability you are: steady.
Words that describe you: Relaxed, Even, Unwavering, Constant, Certain, Together, Cool, Detached, Tranquil.
(Me? Steady? LMAO.)

Conscientiousness.
Your approach toward your obligations is: focused and flexible.
Words that describe you: Casual, Informal, Compliant, Reliable, Organized, Solid, Dependable, Uncommitted, Genuine.

Extraversion.
When it comes to Extraversion you are: very reserved.
Words that describe you: Quiet, Reserved, Deliberate, Solitary, Cautious, Guarded, Purposeful, Meditative

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#5. To: Armadillo (#0)

Try pof.

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-13   4:08:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: wudidiz (#5)

Try pof.

I tried their "psychological assessment" that is supposed to tell me what I really want versus what I say I want.
They say I want a "anchor".

* Someone who's generally calm and low maintenance, but who can also show spontaneity and go on the occasional adventure when circumstances permit.
* Someone who's not overly rigid in what she wants from life personally or professionally, but rather is basically content and can go with the flow when needed.
* Someone who's grounded and has a strong sense of identity, purpose and independence.
* Someone who doesn't want or need to rely on you for economic security but rather comes to the relationship with existing resources.
* Someone who's ready and able to give you freedom and support for your personal or professional goals.
* Someone who demands respect and makes a good impression on others.
* Someone who cares a lot about looking good, and who'll use her physical and sexual assets to the fullest for your enjoyment and who can give you attractive, healthy children.
* Someone who's the envy of others and who'll garner approval from your friends and family, as well make you feel sexier and more attractive when you're together.
I think what I really want is much simpler.
1. She must be female.
2. She should not be uglier than me.
3. She must tell me what she wants without female mind games.
4. She must not be a ho.
5. She must take care of herself hygienically.
6. She must have morals, but not be a stick-in-the-mud.

Is that too much to ask for?

Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-14   1:59:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Armadillo, wudidiz (#7)

3. She must tell me what she wants without female mind games.

good luck on that one.

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