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Title: I am a reject.
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Published: Mar 12, 2011
Author: eHarmony
Post Date: 2011-03-12 17:21:27 by Armadillo
Keywords: None
Views: 4885
Comments: 54

We're very sorry, but our matching system cannot predict good matches for you.

eHarmony's patented matching system was developed after extensive research into marital satisfaction. We use each person's responses to our Relationship Questionnaire to predict the pairings of individuals that are highly likely to result in satisfying long-term relationships, based on what we learned through our research.

Unfortunately, based on responses to our questionnaire, we occasionally find situations where our matching system cannot identify high quality compatible matches, and this has happened in your case. Please understand that it is a result of our matching process and in no way reflects on you as a person or your ability to be in a happy relationship.

We apologize and regret our inability to find good matches for you. The time you spent completing our questionnaire, however, has enabled us to provide you with a free Personality Profile.. This Personality Profile lets you learn more about yourself and should provide you with valuable insights.

We wish you all the best in your search for that special someone.


Poster Comment:

Here is my eHarmony Personality Profile.
There are no women at eHarmony I'm compatible with? Wow.

Agreeableness.
You are best described as: usually taking care of yourself.
Words that describe you: Perceptive, Realistic, Demanding, Down-to-Earth, Hardnosed, Judgmental, Pragmatic, Skeptical.
(I disagree with demanding and judgmental.)

Openness
On the Openness Dimension you are: content.
Words that describe you: Sensible, Realistic, Conventional, Sincere, Simple, Firm, Earnest.

Emotional Stability.
On Emotional Stability you are: steady.
Words that describe you: Relaxed, Even, Unwavering, Constant, Certain, Together, Cool, Detached, Tranquil.
(Me? Steady? LMAO.)

Conscientiousness.
Your approach toward your obligations is: focused and flexible.
Words that describe you: Casual, Informal, Compliant, Reliable, Organized, Solid, Dependable, Uncommitted, Genuine.

Extraversion.
When it comes to Extraversion you are: very reserved.
Words that describe you: Quiet, Reserved, Deliberate, Solitary, Cautious, Guarded, Purposeful, Meditative

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#15. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#1)

This girl is AVAILABLE ..

Goldi-lox? LOL!

Jack  posted on  2011-03-14   20:25:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: abraxas, farmfriend (#13)
(Edited)

For days such as that...........

Blow up dolls are anatomically wrong. It's like they were designed by a 12 year old boy.
I do have a realistic rubber vulva though...
Still, Armadillo needs a real woman for a real realtionship.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-14   21:39:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Armadillo, abraxas, farmfriend, *Post Of The Day*, *Out There* (#16)

I do have a realistic rubber vulva though...

Too much information...


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-14   22:46:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: All (#17)

*Out There*

(Ideas most people don't want to think about)

lmao times like this I'm reminded why I visit here so often...


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-14   22:49:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: wudidiz, farmfriend (#18)

lmao times like this I'm reminded why I visit here so often...

Did I offend your delicate Canadian sensibilities again?

In real life I'm extremely reserved and shy. The only place I can cut loose is the internet.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-14   23:11:38 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: wudidiz (#17)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-14   23:26:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Armadillo (#19)

You're okay.


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-14   23:30:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Armadillo (#19)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-14   23:30:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Eric Stratton (#20)

lol


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-14   23:31:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Eric Stratton, Armadillo (#22)

Put Down the realistic rubber vulva and step Away from the computer...


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-14   23:32:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: wudidiz (#24)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-14   23:33:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Eric Stratton (#25)

Whatever happened to just havin' a spare hand.

Betty Fivefingers and Rosie Palms get boring after a while.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-14   23:52:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: wudidiz (#24) (Edited)

Put Down the realistic rubber vulva and step Away from the computer...

WARNING. T.M.I. BELOW.

I dont hold it. That would be unrealistic.
It is made to be placed on a surface, then... acted upon as one would the real thing.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-14   23:58:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Armadillo (#16)

Blow up dolls are anatomically wrong. It's like they were designed by a 12 year old boy.

Maybe a Love Ewe is in order.......(sheepish grin)

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

abraxas  posted on  2011-03-14   23:59:04 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Eric Stratton (#25)

Whatever happened to just havin' a spare hand.

And we are discussing this because.....?


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-15   0:00:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Armadillo (#27)

I dont hold it. That would be unrealistic. It is made to be placed on a surface, then... acted upon as one would the real thing.

And again..... too much information....


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-15   0:01:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: abraxas (#28)

(sheepish grin)

Omg, that is sooooo sexy.


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-15   0:02:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: wudidiz (#31)

Omg, that is sooooo sexy.

More sexy than a realistic rubber vulva? : )

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

abraxas  posted on  2011-03-15   0:04:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: wudidiz (#29)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-15   0:13:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: abraxas (#28)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-15   0:13:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Armadillo (#26)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-15   0:14:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: abraxas (#32)

Omg, that is sooooo sexy.

More sexy than a realistic rubber vulva? : )

Yes. Now I'm going to stop myself before I say something inappropriate here. ; )


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-15   0:20:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: wudidiz (#30)

And again..... too much information....

You were warned dude.
You read because you wanted to know. So, no, it was not too much information for you.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-15   0:26:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: abraxas (#32)

More sexy than a realistic rubber vulva? : )

Only to Canadians, apparently.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-15   0:27:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Eric Stratton (#35)

So natchrally, you waltzed on down to the local Walgreens to pick up a "a realistic rubber vulva", eh.

The XTC Supercenter.
The sell a wide assorment of... very nice products.
Believe me, realistic rubber lady parts are not cheap.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-15   0:31:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Armadillo (#38)

I think Wud meant my sheepish grin, despite the Love Ewe wearing fish net stockings. : )

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

abraxas  posted on  2011-03-15   0:33:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Armadillo (#39)

Believe me, realistic rubber lady parts are not cheap.

You asked for a vulva and they charged you for a Volvo......lol

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

abraxas  posted on  2011-03-15   0:34:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Armadillo (#39)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-15   0:34:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: abraxas (#40)

Yer hawt.


No Planes. Think about it. ................. Guaranteed Penetration (no it's not porn)

wudidiz  posted on  2011-03-15   0:34:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: Eric Stratton, wudidiz, Armadillo (#25)

Whatever happened to just havin' a spare hand.


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-15   2:30:56 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: wudidiz, Eric Stratton, Armadillo (#24)

Put Down the realistic rubber vulva and step Away from the computer...


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-15   2:32:15 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: abraxas, Armadillo, Eric Stratton, wudidiz (#28)

Maybe a Love Ewe is in order.......(sheepish grin)


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-15   2:35:14 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: farmfriend (#44)

You have a smiley for every occasion.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-15   2:46:01 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: farmfriend (#46)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-15   8:32:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: Armadillo (#47)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-15   8:33:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: Eric Stratton (#48)

I'm afraid to ask where you got them.

I have an extensive collection.


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-15   11:07:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: farmfriend (#50)

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-03-15   14:29:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: wudidiz (#36)

Yes. Now I'm going to stop myself before I say something inappropriate here. ; )

Yeah, because no one who posts here has ever said anything inappropriate.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton

He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein

James Deffenbach  posted on  2011-03-15   20:14:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: James Deffenbach, wudidiz, Eric Stratton, X-15, Original_Intent (#52)

Yeah, because no one who posts here has ever said anything inappropriate.

Of course not. This is a high class place!


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-15   20:56:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: farmfriend (#53)

Yeah, because no one who posts here has ever said anything inappropriate.

This is a high class place!

Everybody see's how I roll, so don't nobody be hatin'!!

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-03-15   21:44:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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