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Title: Why Men Will Always Rule the World!!
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Published: Mar 15, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-15 10:46:25 by Turtle
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Because men fix things (invent, discover, create) and women think sitting around talking counts as work.
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#1. To: farmfriend, abraxas, chrstine (#0)
Take THAT, wenches!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
We also kill things, like big hairy spiders and remove mean old snakes, simply because it's fun. We will risk removing a hornets nest, just for the challenge. We dont just fix things, we build things. If we can build them, we can also destroy them. And if we destroy them, women are so very fucked, because they can't do without them. Men can do without. Real men anyway, not these metrosexual man-purse carrying faggots. When women sit around and talk, they're usually conspiring against us. They think that we are hard of hearing. We're not. We just don't hear you unless we want to. .
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
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#3. To: Turtle (#1)
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
Because we got them figured out, they are not all that complicated: The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon by Roissy I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it. Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousandfold. II. Make her jealous Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No girl wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship. III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for the woman who completes him. Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, and to follow the path he lays out. You must respect a woman’s integrity and not lie to her that she is “your everything”. She is not your everything, and if she is, she will soon not be anymore. IV. Don’t play by her rules If you allow a woman to make the rules she will resent you with a seething contempt even a rapist cannot inspire. The strongest woman and the most strident feminist wants to be led by, and to submit to, a more powerful man. Polarity is the core of a healthy loving relationship. She does not want the prerogative to walk all over you with her capricious demands and mercurial moods. Her emotions are a hurricane, her soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against her tempest. When she grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil her worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakeable and immovable. V. Adhere to the golden ratio Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants. VI. Keep her guessing True to their inscrutable natures, women ask questions they don’t really want direct answers to. Woe be the man who plays it straight — his fate is the suffering of the beta. Evade, tease, obfuscate. She thrives when she has to imagine what you’re thinking about her, and withers when she knows exactly how you feel. A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when she has displeased you, punish swiftly, but when she has done you right, reward slowly. Reward her good behavior intermittently and unpredictably and she will never tire of working hard to please you. VII. Always keep two in the kitty Never allow yourself to be a “kept man”. A man with options is a man without need. It builds confidence and encourages boldness with women if there is another woman, a safety net, to catch you in case you slip and risk a breakup, divorce, or a lost prospect, leading to loneliness and a grinding dry spell. A woman knows once she has slept with a man she has abdicated a measure of her power; when she has fallen in love with him she has surrendered nearly all of it. But love is ephemeral and with time she may rediscover her power and threaten to leave you. It is her final trump card. Withdrawing all her love and all her body in an instant will rend your soul if you are faced with contemplating the empty abyss alone. Knowing there is another you can turn to for affection will fortify your will and satisfy your manhood. VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects its meal at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted two freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship; use them wisely. IX. Connect with her emotions Set yourself apart from other men and connect with a woman’s emotional landscape. Her mind is an alien world that requires deft navigation to reach your rendevous. Frolic in the surf of emotions rather than the arid desert of logic. Be playful. Employ all your senses. Describe in lush detail scenarios to set her heart afire. Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM. Yes, that is a good word. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure. In this world, there is no need to finish thoughts or draw conclusions. There is only need to EXPERIENCE. You’re grabbing her hand and running with her down an infinite, labyrinthine alleyway with no end, laughing and letting your fingers glide on the cobblestone walls along the way. X. Ignore her beauty The man who trains his mind to subdue the reward centers of his brain when reflecting upon a beautiful female face will magically transform his interactions with women. His apprehension and self-consciousness will melt away, paving the path for more honest and self-possessed interactions with the objects of his desire. This is one reason why the greatest lotharios drown in more love than they can handle — through positive experiences with so many beautiful women they lose their awe of beauty and, in turn, their powerlessness under its spell. It will help you acquire the right frame of mind to stop using the words hot, cute, gorgeous, or beautiful to describe girls who turn you on. Instead, say to yourself “she’s interesting” or “she might be worth getting to know”. Never compliment a girl on her looks, especially not a girl you aren’t fucking. Turn off that part of your brain that wants to put them on pedestals. Further advanced training to reach this state of unawed Zen transcendence is to sleep with many MANY attractive women (try to avoid sleeping with a lot of ugly women if you don’t want to regress). Soon, a Jedi lover you will be. XI. Be irrationally self-confident No matter what your station in life, stride through the world without apology or excuse. It does not matter if objectively you are not the best man a woman can get; what matters is that you think and act like you are. Women have a dog’s instinct for uncovering weakness in men; don’t make it easy for them. Self-confidence, warranted or not, triggers submissive emotional responses in women. Irrational self-confidence will get you more pussy than rational defeatism. XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses In the betterment of ourselves as men we attract women into our orbit. To accomplish this gravitational pull as painlessly and efficiently as possible, you must identify your natural talents and shortcomings and parcel your efforts accordingly. If you are a gifted jokester, don’t waste time and energy trying to raise your status in philosophical debate. If you write well but dance poorly, don’t kill yourself trying to expand your manly influence on the dancefloor. Your goal should be to attract women effortlessly, so play to your strengths no matter what they are; there is a groupie for every male endeavor. Except World of Warcraft. XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little Touching a woman inappropriately on the first date will get you further with her than not touching her at all. Don’t let a woman’s faux indignation at your boldness sway you; they secretly love it when a man aggressively pursues what he wants and makes his sexual intentions known. You don’t have to be an asshole, but if you have no choice, being an inconsiderate asshole beats being a polite beta, every time. XIV. Fuck her good Fuck her like it’s your last fuck. And hers. Fuck her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms. XV. Maintain your state control You are an oak tree. You will not be manipulated by crying, yelling, lying, head games, sexual withdrawal, jealousy ploys, pity plays, shit tests, hot/cold/hot/cold, disappearing acts, or guilt trips. She will rain and thunder all around you and you will shelter her until her storm passes. She will not drag you into her chaos or uproot you. When you have mastery over yourself, you will have mastery over her. XVI. Never be afraid to lose her You must not fear. Fear is the love-killer. Fear is the ego-triumph that brings abject loneliness. You will face your fear. You will permit it to pass over and through you. And when your ego-fear is gone you will turn and face your lover, and only your heart will remain. You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her. ***
Why Men Will Always Rule the World!!
#5. To: Lysander_Spooner, turtle, abraxas (#4)
What do men and mascara have in common? What do men and pantyhose have in common? What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? What is the difference between men and women? What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? What's the best way to kill a man? What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? What's the smartest thing a man can say? What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? Why can't men get mad cow disease? Why did God create man before woman? Why did God create man before woman? Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? Why do jocks play on artificial turf? Why do little boys whine? Why do men like smart women? Why is it good that there are female astronauts? Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Four guys watching a football game.
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Sex.
Telling you his real name.
Put the remote control between his toes.
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
"My wife says..."
Straight through the rib cage.
So men can understand them.
Because they're all pigs.
He didn't want any advice.
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
To stop the snoring before it starts.
To keep them from grazing.
Because they are practicing to be men.
Opposites attract.
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
They all already have boyfriends.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#6. To: Lysander_Spooner, turtle, abraxas (#5)
"I'M GOING FISHING" IT'S A GUY THING" "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING". "I CAN'T FIND IT." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" "I HEARD YOU." "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#7. To: farmfriend (#6)
Shut up wench! You proved my point! HAHAHAHA!!!! All you're doing is talking!!!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#8. To: PSUSA (#2)
I've worked in situations with many women. I've noticed two things: Women in management do no work. They think they do, but they don't. They hold meetings and talk. Nothing gets accomplished. The other women complain about men and their relationshops. I've never seen such a woman never understand why she is alone -- and I meet a lot of them.
And if we destroy them, women are so very fucked, because they can't do without them
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#9. To: Turtle (#8)
Yep. And I will never work for another woman again. I did it twice and learned my lesson the hard way. Women respect chauvinists. They (ab)use nice guys. That is another truth that no one ever teaches. .
Women in management do no work.
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#10. To: PSUSA, Turtle (#9)
Eyes Rolling......... Gee, the dating life must be bleak these days guys. Maybe you two could date each other since women are such POS's. : ) No charge for the match making. lol
Women respect chauvinists. They (ab)use nice guys. That is another truth that no one ever teaches.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#11. To: abraxas (#10)
Nope. I know that you are a woman, and I have never called you a POS. And neither have I said anything like that about any other woman here. And neither do I think it, but don't say it. But what I said is true. Jerks get the women, nice guys get shit on. You know it, I know it, the nice guys know it, and the jerks know it. But no one ever says it. Now, does that rule apply to other countries? I don't know, but I doubt it. .
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#12. To: abraxas (#10)
10 to 1 your Masters is in a soft science.
Gee, the dating life must be bleak these days guys. Maybe you two could date each other since women are such POS's.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#13. To: Turtle (#8)
Turtle is jealous because he can't find an audience to listen to him complain about women and their relationships......or relationshops. lol
The other women complain about men and their relationshops.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#14. To: PSUSA, abraxas, farmfriend (#11) (Edited)
I have to agree with that. No one would believe how long it's been since I've dated or had sex. Part of it is because I'm so shy, and part is because I'm too nice. I see jerk after jerk bedding any women at will. Jerks get the women, nice guys get shit on. You know it, I know it, the nice guys know it, and the jerks know it. But no one ever says it.
Everyone who knows me in real life knows I am a nice, quiet, shy, guy. I have the qualities that women say they want in a man.
I get so tired of hearing women complain about dating jerks and abusers, when they keep dating them again and again. They want a nice guy? HELLO! OVER HERE!
Men behaving arrogantly and selfish makes women feel attracted because the men seem to have confidence.
If I start treating women like crap, insulting them, making fun of them, I bet I could get laid within a month.
#15. To: Armadillo (#14)
I always ignore what they say and watch what they DO. IMO www.tenetsofleykis.com/ is good. God damn I wish I knew a Leykis when I was a kid. It would have saved me a lot of trouble. IMO it is not 'treating women like crap', but using jerk techniques only to not play womens games. Being a jerk gives me an easy way out to avoid her games. IMO it's defensive, not offensive, but its still being dominant. If a woman cannot manipulate you then she will respect you. They hate doormats and they really hate desperation. A lot of this stuff I had to figure out on my own. No one taught me these things. What I learned was the exact opposite of what women says women wanted. And I hated women until I figured out these things. .
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#16. To: Armadillo (#14)
Within a month? How about within an hour or two?
If I start treating women like crap, insulting them, making fun of them, I bet I could get laid within a month.
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#17. To: Armadillo (#14)
What would a jerk do? It really works, just do it. Why? They want what they can't have. If you are easy and nice they wont fuck you but will fuck you over. Don't let them. Read my 'Roissy' post above grasshopper and go out there and get some pussy; )
WWAJD?
#18. To: Lysander_Spooner (#17)
One time I took that too far, as a kind of revenge against women in general for all the bullshit they put me through. I played Mr Oblivious, ignored her, and that drove her nuts. Then one day she gave the "the door is now slammed shut" look. I think I hurt someone that didn't didn't deserve it. That was being offensive and submissive (to my anger) instead of being defensive and dominant. .
They want what they can't have.
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#19. To: PSUSA (#18)
Roissy Maxim #13: When the love is gone, women can be as cold as if they had never known you. Yep, wimmins can be beotches. That is a clear sign to take your shit and walk.
#20. To: PSUSA. (#18)
The Compiled Maxims of the Chateau Roissy recently wrote an excellent, Red Pill Review of the movie Blue Valentine. In the comment thread, "Surfed" did something I've always meant to do but never actually got around to...compiling all of Roissy's maxims into one location. Since Surfed did the work, I'll do what any good internet cut-and-past blogger does, and make fair use of someone else's labor. Here are the Roissy’s Maxim’s. i renumbered some of them to give me a better working handle with them. Especially when I pass them off to non-readers of the website. - Surfed Roissy’s Maxims Maxim #1a: Women desire men of better quality than themselves. Maxim #2: Women are turned on by displays of male power. Maxim #3: Whenever an attractive girl tells you she hates assholes, or describes her experience in the past dating assholes and claims to avoid them now, or recites a laundry list of asshole-y things guys do that she disapproves of, you can bet your weight in gold bricks that she wants you to be an asshole to her. Maxim #4: Never trust a woman who is missing a sense of humor. Maxim #6: Never. Make. It. Easy. For. A. Woman. Maxim #7: Your girl will thank you for your steadfast devotion to your belief in yourself. Maxim #8: Always assume she is a slut. It helps kick the legs out from under the pedestal you will be tempted to put her on, and it is more often than not true. Maxim #9: The greater the age difference between the older man and the younger woman, the tighter his game will need to be, barring compensatory attributes (money). Maxim #10: Marriage is a social mechanism designed to exchange sex for indentured servitude. Maxim #11: Calling a girl out on her lie accomplishes nothing. Maxim #12: When the love is gone, women can be as cold as if they had never known you. Maxim #13: When in doubt, game. Maxim #14: Female cultural equality = male dating inequality. Female cultural inequality = male dating equality. Human nature says that you can‘t have it both ways. Maxim #15: Be narcissistic. There is no greater divergence than that between a woman’s stated disapproval of male narcissism and the rapidity with which she jumps into bed with a male narcissist. Maxim #16: The two fundamental propositions are male choosiness and female abundance. All alpha males have these two mindsets in common. Corollary: Male choosiness and female abundance do not necessarily have to be true for the strategy of behaving as if they are true to be effective at seduction. Maxim #17: The alpha male thinks and acts more like a woman than a man in matters of seduction. He understands his adversary’s psychology, and uses it to allay her defenses. Maxim #18: Never talk about getting into a relationship even if she says that’s what she’s looking for. Maxim #19: Withholding sex is the tactic of a woman who has already lost. It is mutually assured destruction. Maxim #20: If a woman says the word “sex” in conversation with you or about you, no matter the context, it means she’s thinking about having sex with you. Maxim #21: Women are more pliable in the company of competing women. Maxim #22: You have to make marriage an attractive alternative for MEN — not women — if you want the institution to thrive. Maxim #23: The vagina tingle is the principal moral code to which women subscribe. All other moral considerations are secondary. Maxim #24: When in doubt, ask yourself “WWJD?” What Would a Jerk Do? Then do that. Maxim #25: NO girl wants to be thought she isn’t a special little snowflake. Maxim #26: Never tell a girl how much you make, even if you’re loaded. In case of marriage, keep separate accounts. Maxim #27: If you want a wife, stay clear of investing much in girls who constantly remind you they like to have “fun, fun, fun” and “get bored easily”. Maxim #28: The more experience you have with women, the more you’ll know which women have experience with men: It is the inexperienced beta male who is most often in the dark about a woman’s sexual history and liable to be victimized by it. Maxim #29: Xenophobia is good for diversity. Maxim #30: Women will not hold it against you for trying to get into their panties on the first night. In fact, they will respect you more for your boldness and willingness to follow your manly desires. Maxim #31: If you plan on cheating and subsequently get caught, act like a total dick who did nothing wrong. Your girlfriend will then wonder if it’s something she did. Maxim #32: Commanding women to do your bidding will give you a bigger beta margin of error when needed. Maxim #33: Women need to test men for their grace under pressure. Maxim #34: If she’s hot, why would she bother with online dating? Maxim #35: Never trust a woman’s advice on how to please women. Her advice is designed for alpha men she already finds attractive and from whom she seeks signals of attainability and commitment. Maxim #36: A woman’s sex and relationship advice isn’t meant to help men; it’s meant to distract men from what really works to attract women. Maxim #37: High IQ is no inoculation against beta delusion. If anything, high IQ obstructs clear thinking about women’s nature. Maxim #38: The longer you are away from seducing new women, the harder it will be to seduce one when you want. Maxim #39: The worst thing to happen to women in America was women’s suffrage. Maxim #40: Men are becoming ever bigger betas in their dealings with women. Men are losing the leverage to shape and push women’s child-like and selfishly amoral political opinions in logical, just and long-term oriented directions. Maxim #41: The definition of Inner Game: Hit on every woman who excites you. Make life uncomfortable for them, not yourself. Maxim # 42: When a girl signals that she doesn’t enjoy blowjobs or sex, do not spend one second more with her. Your libido is too important to gamble on such a girl. Maxim #43: In their sexual primes women’s attraction for assholes is at its strongest. You can catch a lot of hungry flies with honey, but shit attracts the most well-fed flies. Maxim #44: If you get sexually rejected, don’t admit it to yourself, and especially don’t admit it to the girl. Maxim #45: Women will screech louder the closer your words get to damaging or exposing vulnerabilities in their sexual market value. Maxim #46: Whenever you hear or read the words “gender”, “gendered”, “gendered norm”, “subtle gender bias”, or “increasingly egalitarian, yet there remains…” know that you are dealing with a leftwing moonbat, blank-slate believing fruitcake who cannot deal with the fact that men and women are biologically different from birth. Maxim #47: Awareness of a woman’s games is a precision-guided weapon in a man’s arsenal of seduction. Maxim #48: Respect the momentum. Maxim #49: The rare older woman-younger man pairing is like a lab experiment gone wrong. It violates the natural order of things, and leaves its practitioners emotionally twisted and in a constant mental race to hyper-rationalize their sub-par mate choice. Maxim #50: Marriage is no escape from the sexual market and the possibility that you may be outbid by a competitor with higher value. Maxim #51: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta. Maxim #52: Underneath the veneer of civilized discourse we act in ways that are brazenly self-interested in the short term. Maxim #53: All kneel before the god of biomechanics, by sword or by surrender. Maxim #54: When a woman has incentive to lie, she will choose lying over honesty EVERY SINGLE TIME. Maxim #55: Run for your Life Shit Tests: BEWARE the classic gun-to-the-head marriage pressure administered by your typical non-descript, rudderless late 20’s/early 30’s woman. When a woman pressures you mercilessly to marry her, bullying to the point of threatening a break up – this is the shit test of ALL shit tests. Treat it as such – If you fail this shit test, you are RUINED. FOR. LIFE. Maxim #60: Waving a roll of benjamins at a woman will not give her tingles. In fact, it will often do the opposite. Maxim #73: When a girl emphatically insists she is so over you, she’s never been more into you. Maxim #21: Betas pay, alphas split, super alphas profit. Maxim #39: A woman’s standards are like a house of cards: kick out one from the bottom and the whole edifice crashes down. Maxim #85: As women’s bodies age and weaken, their rationalization hamsters grow bigger and stronger. Eventually, the hamster is powerful enough to take control of all higher order consciousness. Maxim #87: The more expensive or thoughtful the gift you give a girl, the greater the risk that she will subconsciously begin to think she is too good for you. Corollary to Maxim #87: If you are dating out of your league, or you are dating a young hot babe in her prime, you should do the exact opposite of what everyone will tell you to do — *don’t* buy her expensive gifts. Be particularly wary of advice from women. No woman in the world is capable of thinking clearly or impartially on the matter of “acceptable” levels of male provisioning. Even old, fat hausfrau hogs will expect mountains of jewels in offerings from men. Maxim #105: Where there’s incentive, there are lies. Maxim #109: Consensual polyamory is a contrived hookup service for undesirable sexual market rejects. Maxim #198: Use of the word “disenfranchised” or other similar nomenclature of deconstructivist post-modern pablum automatically discredits an argument for serious consideration. Maxim #200: Chicks dig guys willing to risk an early, gruesome death. Expendability is a DHV.
#21. To: Armadillo (#14)
ping on post #20
#22. To: Turtle (#8)
Yep, and this is why wimmins want to be managers, they don't do shit, and get paid to yack.
#23. To: Lysander_Spooner (#20)
DHV? Maxim #10: Marriage is a social mechanism designed to exchange sex for indentured servitude. How many married men are happy with their sex lives? Maxim #11: Calling a girl out on her lie accomplishes nothing. It lets me know that I am dealing with a liar. I already knew that, but a reminder never hurts. I don't know why these were numbered that way, but this should be required reading for men, young and old. .
Expendability is a DHV.
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#24. To: farmfriend (#3)
perfect! i don't know a man who could live without us. even gay men love their women friends, mothers, and sisters. ;)
#25. To: Armadillo, PSUSA, Lysander Spoon (#14)
If you want to get laid that might work, but it will produce any quality relationship candidates. If you begin a relationship that way, it's based on BS because that's not who you are. There is nothing wrong with being nice......but you must also be assertive in that you know what you want and aren't afraid to ask for it. A closed mouth never gets fed. : ) The advice you are getting from PSUSA and Lysander Spoon is advice from men who do not have a relationship with a good woman. Their approach is not an approach for finding a good woman but it may work well for finding manipulative woman. Why would you want a woman who wants to be treated like crap? Why would any self respecting man want that?
If I start treating women like crap, insulting them, making fun of them, I bet I could get laid within a month.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#26. To: abraxas, Armadillo, PSUSA, Lysander Spoon (#25)
amen!
Why would any self respecting man want that?
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#27. To: christine (#24)
Love's important, whether you are a man or a woman. You show it by serving your partner as you would serve yourself. What you do elsewhere out of duty, you do in marriage out of love.
It is a violation of Natural Law to use this document in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.
#28. To: PSUSA (#9)
that's not my reality..all of my married girlfriends are with nice guys. myself, that's all i'm attracted to. i despise chauvinists because they're narcissists.
Women respect chauvinists. They (ab)use nice guys. That is another truth that no one ever teaches.
#29. To: randge (#27)
nice guy ;)
#30. To: Lysander_Spooner (#20)
lol.....yer killin' me with this list.
Maxim #15: Be narcissistic.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#31. To: abraxas, Armadillo, PSUSA (#25)
Not true. It recognizes the true nature of women, and protects a man from being used, abused and screwed by a woman, aided and abetted by a government, legal system and culture who seem to get off on doing exactly that. In other words it is defensive and recognizes a man's need for self preservation. The lists need to be taken with a grain of salt, a bit of reasonableness and applied with judiciousness in one's own situation. They are not meant in my opinion to be adhered to by the letter. Um, as far as bagging a good one, my girl last nite came over made me turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and gravy....home cooking. I worked on the electric in a bathroom I am finishing, and watched/listened to the NCAA b'ball game while sipping on some Petron. We went to bed and I obeyed Roissey # XIV. She made me coffee an breakfast. She texted me this morning "Thanks for last night. It was WOW baby! :)". She is an ER nurse and has her own condo too. If this is NOT a good woman, please advise how she needs to change....lol.
The advice you are getting from ........ Lysander Spoon is advice from men who do not have a relationship with a good woman. Their approach is not an approach for finding a good woman but it may work well for finding manipulative woman.
#32. To: Lysander_Spooner (#31)
Maxim #105: Where there’s incentive, there are lies. It's your maxim, Lysander.
my girl last nite came over made me turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and gravy....home cooking.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#33. To: abraxas, Armadillo, Lysander Spoon (#25)
And awayyyyyyyyyyyy we goooooooo! Never and I mean never take from women any 'advise' on how to treat women. They lie. And here is lie #1: Their approach is not an approach for finding a good woman but it may work well for finding manipulative woman. To women, a good woman = a manipulative woman. This is a good woman, to other women only. They are poison to men. Lie #2: Why would you want a woman who wants to be treated like crap? Why would any self respecting man want that? You know little to nothing about "self-respecting men". A self-respecting man refuses to let himself be manipulated. Nothing more and nothing less. It is not "treating women like crap" to keep them from manipulating men. Treating women like crap does NOT equal letting women get their way at our expense. That is a recipe for disaster. It leads only to a womans contempt towards the man that cares about her. The advise we have given, both through our experiences and through others experiences, is what works. It is provable. Go out and try it and see for yourself! If what you're doing now isn't working, then change. It is a definition of insanity to do the same things over and over, expecting a different result each time. .
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#34. To: All (#0)
I do the best posts. One sentence and look at all the replies. Turtle is something!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#35. To: christine (#28)
We're nice guys. We don't see women as the enemy, we just acknowledge the differences. We just know the games women play, and refuse to play them. The surest way for a woman to hold a man in utter contempt is for him to let himself be manipulated. They respect and respond to men that are not submissive weasels that think they can (eventually) get laid if they put up with a womans little "shit tests". .
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#36. To: PSUSA (#33)
Why are you so defensive PSUSA? Generally, that is a sign that what you are pushing is BS. We both know it. Personally, I find the manipulation game, played by both women and men, a complete waste of time. If you have to pretend to be something you are not to get the attention of women......then, I feel sorry for you. I know that self respecting men would find this game beneath them. You know it too.
You know little to nothing about "self-respecting men". A self-respecting man refuses to let himself be manipulated. Nothing more and nothing less.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#37. To: Lysander_Spooner (#31)
QFT! .
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#38. To: abraxas (#36)
I dont pretend. It is the way I am. And it works. And it's not a "game". It's serious business because women can and do easily ruin men in this legal climate. And I am not defensive. I am offensive. Take that whichever way you want to take it. Personally, I find the manipulation game, played by both women and men, a complete waste of time. Sure you do. .
If you have to pretend to be something you are not to get the attention of women......
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#39. To: abraxas (#32)
No, it is Roissey's. I do my own thing. I am not so sure that one applies to my situation. All people have the ability to lie, and most have, few have not. Again it recognizes human nature, rather than bowing down to women and placing them on a pedestal. The maxim's, etc. recognize that women are people and have the potential to be liars, and most will take the opportunity if there is incentive. So give them as little incentive as possible. For example, marriage incentivizes divorce, so as a man, and considering this culture, legal system, etc., it is unwise and exposes oneself to a tremendous amount of liability, so I will not marry.
It's your maxim, Lysander.
#40. To: Turtle (#34)
And makes a damn good soup too !! ;)
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