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Title: Turtle Seeks New Girlfriend
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Published: Mar 17, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-17 13:38:37 by Turtle
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Views: 561
Comments: 22

Poster Comment:

A picture is worth a thousand words. I'm available! (1 image)

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Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 13.

#1. To: All (#0)

My last girlfriend dumped me, the ingrate.

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-17   13:42:18 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

My last girlfriend dumped me, the ingrate.

Did she spring a leak?

If those dolls werent so expensive I'd have several.
Realistic, and they dont talk. The perfect woman.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-17   19:59:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#14. To: Armadillo, abraxas (#13)

Realistic, and they dont talk. The perfect woman.

Hey, you are going to find yourself in the dog house!

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-17 20:06:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Realistic, and they dont talk. The perfect woman.

According to documented postings by Armadillo on the subject just the other day, the blow up dolls are unrealistic compared to the realistic rubber vulva.

Neither can whisper sweet nothings in your ear or scream for more. : )

abraxas  posted on  2011-03-17 20:10:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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