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Title: Turtle Seeks New Girlfriend
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Published: Mar 17, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-17 13:38:37 by Turtle
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Views: 564
Comments: 22


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A picture is worth a thousand words. I'm available! (1 image)

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#1. To: All (#0)

My last girlfriend dumped me, the ingrate.

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-17   13:42:18 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Turtle (#1)

My last girlfriend dumped me, the ingrate.

Did she spring a leak?

If those dolls werent so expensive I'd have several.
Realistic, and they dont talk. The perfect woman.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-17   19:59:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Armadillo, Farmfriend (#13)

Realistic, and they dont talk. The perfect woman.

According to documented postings by Armadillo on the subject just the other day, the blow up dolls are unrealistic compared to the realistic rubber vulva.

Neither can whisper sweet nothings in your ear or scream for more. : )

abraxas  posted on  2011-03-17   20:10:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: abraxas (#15)

According to documented postings by Armadillo on the subject just the other day, the blow up dolls are unrealistic compared to the realistic rubber vulva.

The doll Turtle posted isnt really a blowup doll. It's a very expensive Japanese love doll. They cost several thousand dollars, and some are built to order. They are very realistic.

Neither can whisper sweet nothings in your ear or scream for more. : )
Believe me, I would rather have a real woman.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-17   20:40:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Armadillo (#18)

The doll Turtle posted isnt really a blowup doll. It's a very expensive Japanese love doll. They cost several thousand dollars, and some are built to order. They are very realistic.

Jesus, I didn't know that. I thought they were blow-up dolls.

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-18   11:00:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Turtle, abraxas (#20)

Jesus, I didn't know that. I thought they were blow-up dolls.

Blow up dolls look like-
This for $20.00
This for $168.00
This for $200.00
Even I would not use them.

The realistic solid, flexable, dolls look like this for several thousand dollars.
They are fully movable and anatomically correct.

Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-19   2:13:17 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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