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Title: Turtle Seeks New Girlfriend
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Published: Mar 17, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-17 13:38:37 by Turtle
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Views: 563
Comments: 22


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A picture is worth a thousand words. I'm available! (1 image)

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#1. To: All (#0)

My last girlfriend dumped me, the ingrate.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-17   13:42:18 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0)

Try Tokyo. I hear the number of women over there looking for a way out American boyfriends is way up.

"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan

Flintlock  posted on  2011-03-17   13:47:18 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Flintlock (#2)

Try Tokyo. I hear the number of women over there looking for a way out American boyfriends is way up.

A Filipina I know told me nearly all the ones still in the Philippines pray every night for a white boyfriend to take them away from the place.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-17   13:49:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle (#1) (Edited)

I'd hit it! :-P Can I have that if you're not using it? :-P

Edit: J/K lol.

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-17   14:00:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: irishthatcherite (#4)

I'd hit it! :-P Can I have that if you're not using it? :-P

Since she dumped me she's seeking a new boyfriend! You might be the ticket for her!

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-17   14:03:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#0)

Look here, lots of hot women looking for available men.

__________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-03-17   14:33:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: X-15 (#6)

Look here, lots of hot women looking for available men.

No thanks. I'll just buy another love doll.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-17   14:35:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: farmfriend, abraxas, christine (#0)

The bidding is open!

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-17   14:40:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Turtle (#7)

I'll just buy another love doll.

The Love Ewe will never leave you......especially if you tie her down each night. lol

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

abraxas  posted on  2011-03-17   14:45:19 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Turtle (#5)

I'd give it a shot.. I'm tired of 2D porn. I'll try 3D porn. lol

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-17   18:39:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Turtle, braxas, christine (#8)

The bidding is open!

2 bits


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-17   19:33:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: farmfriend, Turtle, Christine (#11)

The bidding is open!

2 bits

Sold......lol

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

abraxas  posted on  2011-03-17   19:53:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Turtle (#1)

My last girlfriend dumped me, the ingrate.

Did she spring a leak?

If those dolls werent so expensive I'd have several.
Realistic, and they dont talk. The perfect woman.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-17   19:59:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Armadillo, abraxas (#13)

Realistic, and they dont talk. The perfect woman.

Hey, you are going to find yourself in the dog house!


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-17   20:06:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Armadillo, Farmfriend (#13)

Realistic, and they dont talk. The perfect woman.

According to documented postings by Armadillo on the subject just the other day, the blow up dolls are unrealistic compared to the realistic rubber vulva.

Neither can whisper sweet nothings in your ear or scream for more. : )

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

abraxas  posted on  2011-03-17   20:10:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: farmfriend (#14)

Hey, you are going to find yourself in the dog house!

Dang. I'm pussy-whiped and I'm not even getting any pussy.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-17   20:34:31 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Armadillo (#16)

LOL


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-03-17   20:35:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: abraxas (#15)

According to documented postings by Armadillo on the subject just the other day, the blow up dolls are unrealistic compared to the realistic rubber vulva.

The doll Turtle posted isnt really a blowup doll. It's a very expensive Japanese love doll. They cost several thousand dollars, and some are built to order. They are very realistic.

Neither can whisper sweet nothings in your ear or scream for more. : )
Believe me, I would rather have a real woman.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-17   20:40:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: farmfriend (#11)

2 bits

SHUT UP YOU WENCH!!

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-18   10:58:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Armadillo (#18)

The doll Turtle posted isnt really a blowup doll. It's a very expensive Japanese love doll. They cost several thousand dollars, and some are built to order. They are very realistic.

Jesus, I didn't know that. I thought they were blow-up dolls.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-18   11:00:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Turtle, abraxas (#20)

Jesus, I didn't know that. I thought they were blow-up dolls.

Blow up dolls look like-
This for $20.00
This for $168.00
This for $200.00
Even I would not use them.

The realistic solid, flexable, dolls look like this for several thousand dollars.
They are fully movable and anatomically correct.


Armadillo  posted on  2011-03-19   2:13:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Turtle (#3)

A Filipina I know told me nearly all the ones still in the Philippines pray every night for a white boyfriend to take them away from the place.

They don't want to leave, it's their home. They just want some money.

God is always good!

RickyJ  posted on  2011-03-19   2:22:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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