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Title: First Rule Women Should Know About Men
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Published: Mar 19, 2011
Author: The Wise and Wonderful Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-19 11:46:21 by Turtle
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Comments: 37
If you don't want it fixed, SHUT THE F**K UP!
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Women, if ______________________________, then SHUT THE FUCK UP! I can think of several things to write on that line. .
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ruin everything, including sig lines.
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
First Rule Women Should Know About Men: "No, I don't remember that conversation we had three years ago...no, I don't remember saying that..."
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#3. To: farmfriend, abraxas, christine (#0)
ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#4. To: Turtle (#3)
ROFLMAO!!!!
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#5. To: X-15, farmfriend, abraxas, christine (#4)
See? They listened. They know a Manly Man when they see one. They won't dare make a peep.
ROFLMAO!!!!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#6. To: Turtle, farmfriend, abraxas, christine (#5)
Let's see if this gets a rise out of them: They won't dare make a peep.
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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#7. To: Turtle, farmfriend, christine (#5)
Yes, I'm awaiting the APB when a Manly Man is spotted..... Reports indicate that a harping terrapin has been spotted and we are comparing some terrapin soup recipes prior to taking said terrapin out. : ) Ladies, are you locked and loaded? It's affirmative..awaiting word on any spotting of the rare and illusive Manly Men.
They know a Manly Man when they see one.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#8. To: abraxas (#7)
Haven't learned your place yet, hmmm? You will.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#9. To: Turtle (#8)
Yes, I'm positioned with a terrapin in my crosshairs, which unlike Palin means gun sight. : )
Haven't learned your place yet, hmmm?
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#10. To: abraxas (#7)
Reporting for duty.
awaiting word on any spotting of the rare and illusive Manly Men.
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#11. To: Critter (#10)
Splendid, but we cannot have duty on an empty stomach. Do you prefer your turtle soup with cornbread, garlic bread or biscuits? : )
Reporting for duty.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#12. To: abraxas (#9)
You couldn't even lift a tiny little .22 semiautomatic without help, snicker.
Yes, I'm positioned with a terrapin in my crosshairs, which unlike Palin means gun sight. : )
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#13. To: Turtle (#0)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#14. To: Turtle, abraxas (#12)
You couldn't even lift a tiny little .22 semiautomatic without help, snicker. Don't forget an M-16 is .223. The FN FiveseveN uses a small .22 sized anti-personnel round - the pistol holds 20 rounds. It has only a light kick and will fit neatly in most hand bags. The military round will penetrate body armor. Paxton Quiqley is just over 5 feet - she prefers a Ladysmith .357. I think a .357 is sufficient for garnering the key ingredient for "Turtle Soup".
Yes, I'm positioned with a terrapin in my crosshairs, which unlike Palin means gun sight. : )
#15. To: Turtle (#3)
YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!
#16. To: Turtle, X-15, abraxas, christine (#5)
Hell no. I was too busy trying to get my ass back over the hill. a 2.5 hour drive took me 5 with chains at 25mph. AND I HATE PUTTING CHAINS ON!!!!
See? They listened.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#17. To: abraxas, Critter (#11)
Do you prefer your turtle soup with cornbread, garlic bread or biscuits? : ) oh man now I'm hungry!
Splendid, but we cannot have duty on an empty stomach.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#18. To: abraxas (#11)
Corn bread, definitely.
Do you prefer your turtle soup with cornbread, garlic bread or biscuits? : )
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#19. To: Original_Intent (#14)
Yes, that's 20+1, and the SS192 is wicked. The later rounds are almost as good.
The FN FiveseveN uses a small .22 sized anti-personnel round - the pistol holds 20 rounds.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#20. To: Lod (#19)
I want one. Can't afford it right now though - the pistol is north of 700 and the Bull Pup is about 1800. Also I was looking at what you could do with reloads. None of the currently available rounds uses the full load that you can load one of these with.
#21. To: Original_Intent (#20)
Tools of all sort are going through the roof. texasguntraders.com is where I make trades these days. My brother and I were early buyers of the FiveSeven, at $450, and now, they've near doubled in price. It's better than the stock market.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#22. To: Turtle (#12)
My preference is a .38 semi auto, but I don't need more than a BB gun to take out terrapins. Heck, I could do it with my slingshot. : )
You couldn't even lift a tiny little .22 semiautomatic without help, snicker.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#23. To: Lod (#21)
texasguntraders.com is where I make trades these days. My brother and I were early buyers of the FiveSeven, at $450, and now, they've near doubled in price. It's better than the stock market. Just think if you'd bought a bunch of them. At 300+ profit a pop ten or twenty of them would have paid for lunch with a bit left over.
Tools of all sort are going through the roof.
#24. To: farmfriend (#16)
Hell no. I was too busy trying to get my ass back over the hill. a 2.5 hour drive took me 5 with chains at 25mph. AND I HATE PUTTING CHAINS ON!!!! Sounds like a heavy fashion statement. (Snicker)
See? They listened.
#25. To: Original_Intent (#23)
I don't have enough jiz in me to think that way.
Just think if you'd bought a bunch of them. At 300+ profit a pop ten or twenty of them would have paid for lunch with a bit left over.
Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
#26. To: abraxas (#7)
LOL!
Reports indicate that a harping terrapin has been spotted and we are comparing some terrapin soup recipes prior to taking said terrapin out. : )
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic.
OsamaBinGoldstein
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
#27. To: Lod (#25)
I spent too many years in the far east. In many places if you don't bargain you're considered a sucker and lose face.
#28. To: Original_Intent (#24)
LOL smart ass.
Sounds like a heavy fashion statement. (Snicker)
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
#29. To: Lady X (#15)
YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another girlie to put on my list.
ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#30. To: abraxas (#22)
You'd shoot youself in the forehead with your slingshot.
My preference is a .38 semi auto, but I don't need more than a BB gun to take out terrapins. Heck, I could do it with my slingshot. : )
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#31. To: Lady X (#15)
Oh, I forgot -- SHUT UP YOU WENCH!!
YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#32. To: Turtle (#31)
You shut up and fix me a sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!
#33. To: Lady X (#32)
Want some KFC. watermelon, Kools and grape soda with that?
sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#34. To: Turtle (#29)
that made me laugh and i don't get the connection between your title and comment.
Another girlie to put on my list.
#35. To: christine (#34)
Men fix things and women just vent. If women don't want it fixed, I don't to hear about every piddly problem they have.
that made me laugh and i don't get the connection between your title and comment.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#36. To: christine (#34)
I forgot -- SHUT UP WENCH!
that made me laugh and i don't get the connection between your title and comment.
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
#37. To: abraxas (#22)
What a punk gun.
My preference is a .38 semi auto
"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson
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