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Title: Women Who Own Cats are EVIL!!
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Published: Mar 22, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-22 10:50:05 by Turtle
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Comments: 22

The animal a person owns is an expression of their personality. For example, pit bull owners have attitude problems and low IQs -- just like the dogs.

Pugs, for another example, are funny, playful, exceptionallly loving dogs. Unfortunately, they're aren't very smart. In fact, "pug" and "smart" is an oxymoron.

Cats, on the other hand, are sneaky, vicious, cruel, murdering, narcissistic beasts. So, of course, are the women who own them!

It's become a cliche' that an ummarried or single middle-aged woman, with no children, and a cat, is someone to run away from. Why? Because she's like her cat!

Do dogs climb trees and eat baby birds? No. But cats do.

Cats have always been servants of the Devil. And witch's familars. And what is the symbol of Halloween? A cat!

Avoid all women with cats! Only become involved with a woman who like dogs. Otherwise, she will eat your soul the way a cat eats a baby bird. And she's enjoy it!

You have been warned!

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#6. To: Turtle (#0)

It's become a cliche' that an ummarried or single middle-aged woman, with no children, and a cat, is someone to run away from. Why? Because she's like her cat!

No. They own cats precisely because they are not married, they need to fill a void. Cats are more low maintenance than dogs, so most don't own dogs. I've seen childless couples own dogs, and treat their dog like a surrogate son.

Do dogs climb trees and eat baby birds? No. But cats do.

Dogs can't climb trees, otherwise, they too would eat baby birds. Dogs, like cats, retain their hunting impulses, but unlike cats, have all but lost their hunting skills.

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#14. To: irishthatcherite (#6)

I've seen childless couples own dogs, and treat their dog like a surrogate son.

Heh, I've noticed that too...

Usually they'll have a photo shrine on the walls of the house, on the desk, the fridge, and of course in the wallet ("And this is our Corky.")

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#16. To: Liberator (#14)

Heh, I've noticed that too...

Usually they'll have a photo shrine on the walls of the house, on the desk, the fridge, and of course in the wallet ("And this is our Corky.")

I can't recall if the couple I know have any of that, but I remember once when he was going somewhere the wife said to the dog; "Are you going in the van with Daddy?" lol

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