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Title: Women Who Own Cats are EVIL!!
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Published: Mar 22, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-22 10:50:05 by Turtle
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The animal a person owns is an expression of their personality. For example, pit bull owners have attitude problems and low IQs -- just like the dogs. Pugs, for another example, are funny, playful, exceptionallly loving dogs. Unfortunately, they're aren't very smart. In fact, "pug" and "smart" is an oxymoron. Cats, on the other hand, are sneaky, vicious, cruel, murdering, narcissistic beasts. So, of course, are the women who own them! It's become a cliche' that an ummarried or single middle-aged woman, with no children, and a cat, is someone to run away from. Why? Because she's like her cat! Do dogs climb trees and eat baby birds? No. But cats do. Cats have always been servants of the Devil. And witch's familars. And what is the symbol of Halloween? A cat! Avoid all women with cats! Only become involved with a woman who like dogs. Otherwise, she will eat your soul the way a cat eats a baby bird. And she's enjoy it! You have been warned!
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All of you just hush your mushmouths.
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