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Title: Women Who Own Cats are EVIL!!
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Published: Mar 22, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-22 10:50:05 by Turtle
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Views: 628
Comments: 22

The animal a person owns is an expression of their personality. For example, pit bull owners have attitude problems and low IQs -- just like the dogs.

Pugs, for another example, are funny, playful, exceptionallly loving dogs. Unfortunately, they're aren't very smart. In fact, "pug" and "smart" is an oxymoron.

Cats, on the other hand, are sneaky, vicious, cruel, murdering, narcissistic beasts. So, of course, are the women who own them!

It's become a cliche' that an ummarried or single middle-aged woman, with no children, and a cat, is someone to run away from. Why? Because she's like her cat!

Do dogs climb trees and eat baby birds? No. But cats do.

Cats have always been servants of the Devil. And witch's familars. And what is the symbol of Halloween? A cat!

Avoid all women with cats! Only become involved with a woman who like dogs. Otherwise, she will eat your soul the way a cat eats a baby bird. And she's enjoy it!

You have been warned!

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#1. To: christine, farmfriend, abraxas, Lady X (#0)

All of you just hush your mushmouths.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-22   10:51:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#1)

christine  posted on  2011-03-22   11:01:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine (#2)

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-22   11:02:28 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle, Christine (#3)

The only good Cats

"The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan

Flintlock  posted on  2011-03-22   11:40:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#0)

witch's familars

I read somewhere that a witches broom was a phallus symbol. I guess as the story goes girls who liked the 'pole' got labeled as witches. The cats thing is pretty accurate. I have two experiences with 'cat' wymmins, OMG ....... they are crazy.

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2011-03-22   12:29:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#0)

It's become a cliche' that an ummarried or single middle-aged woman, with no children, and a cat, is someone to run away from. Why? Because she's like her cat!

No. They own cats precisely because they are not married, they need to fill a void. Cats are more low maintenance than dogs, so most don't own dogs. I've seen childless couples own dogs, and treat their dog like a surrogate son.

Do dogs climb trees and eat baby birds? No. But cats do.

Dogs can't climb trees, otherwise, they too would eat baby birds. Dogs, like cats, retain their hunting impulses, but unlike cats, have all but lost their hunting skills.

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-22   12:36:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Lysander_Spooner (#5)

Cats as familiars

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-22   12:37:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: irishthatcherite (#6)

Dogs can't climb trees, otherwise, they too would eat baby birds

I had one pug that would eat birds. The other two just looked at them, sniffed them, and wandered away.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-22   12:39:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Turtle (#8)

I had one pug that would eat birds. The other two just looked at them, sniffed them, and wandered away.

Depends on the breed. Some dogs are breed to the point where they are almost completely docile.

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-22   12:47:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: christine (#2)

Funny, furry, fellas - thanks for the fix.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-03-22   12:57:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: christine (#2)

Cute, fluffy cats!!

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"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?"

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2011-03-22   13:16:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Turtle (#0)

Do dogs climb trees and eat baby birds? No. But cats do...Avoid all women with cats! Only become involved with a woman who like dogs. Otherwise, she will eat your soul the way a cat eats a baby bird. And she's enjoy it!

Hilarious!

I've stopped by to say that I've grown to enjoy your vignettes. My apologies for any past antagonism I may have caused.

Liberator  posted on  2011-03-22   14:15:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Liberator (#12)

My apologies for any past antagonism I may have caused.

I'm clueless, as usual.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-22   14:17:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: irishthatcherite (#6)

I've seen childless couples own dogs, and treat their dog like a surrogate son.

Heh, I've noticed that too...

Usually they'll have a photo shrine on the walls of the house, on the desk, the fridge, and of course in the wallet ("And this is our Corky.")

Liberator  posted on  2011-03-22   14:18:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Turtle (#13)

That's ok....

What's important is that you continue to provide laughs to a crazy world.

Liberator  posted on  2011-03-22   14:20:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Liberator (#14)

Heh, I've noticed that too...

Usually they'll have a photo shrine on the walls of the house, on the desk, the fridge, and of course in the wallet ("And this is our Corky.")

I can't recall if the couple I know have any of that, but I remember once when he was going somewhere the wife said to the dog; "Are you going in the van with Daddy?" lol

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-22   14:20:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Turtle (#0)

The animal a person owns is an expression of their personality. For example, pit bull owners have attitude problems and low IQs -- just like the dogs.

ROFL

Liberator  posted on  2011-03-22   14:21:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: christine (#2)

Vertical drums.. I thought the Aussies were the only race left on Earth to have those. lol

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-22   14:22:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: irishthatcherite (#16)

I remember once when he was going somewhere the wife said to the dog; "Are you going in the van with Daddy?" lol

HA!! "With daddy"?? Funny stuff. They ARE "the kid." I guarantee you there are shrines set up in that house...AND a photo in the wallet (ask to see it, lol)

Liberator  posted on  2011-03-22   14:24:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Liberator (#19)

HA!! "With daddy"?? Funny stuff. They ARE "the kid." I guarantee you there are shrines set up in that house...AND a photo in the wallet (ask to see it, lol)

It wouldn't surprise me, I just can't remember for sure, it was years since I was in their house. lol

Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr

irishthatcherite  posted on  2011-03-22   14:29:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: AngK (#0)

I forgot to put you on my girlie list.

I'm sure there are others I've forgotten.

"If ever this vast country is brought under a single government, it will be one of the most extensive corruption, indifferent and incapable of a wholesome care over so wide a spread of surface. This will not be borne, and you will have to choose between reform and revolution. If I know the spirit of this country, the one or the other is inevitable." - Thomas Jefferson

Turtle  posted on  2011-03-22   14:31:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Turtle (#21)

I forgot to put you on my girlie list.

I'm sure there are others I've forgotten.

Thanks for remembering me. I'll put my two cents in now. I've owned dogs and cats and loved them all like children. Sammy, my chocolate Labrador, was the most loving creature I've ever known. She only ate "lunch," went "car-car" with me, and liked to go "swims" with mommy. I cried like a baby when she died.

My cats, on the other hand, don't suck up. They have no vocabulary. They are soft, furry and warm and loaded with personality. They like to have fun. They play and mock fight with one another. They are a joy to watch. One thing they have that dogs don't is that they purr. Unfortunately they don't like to go "walkies" with mommy.

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant

angK  posted on  2011-03-22   17:48:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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