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Title: The Only Way for a Woman to be Truly Happy
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Published: Mar 24, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-24 10:47:18 by Turtle
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Views: 2086
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“You horrid beast!” she cried, beating impotently on his muscular hairy chest with her tiny fists. “You, cruel, evil, lecherous, violent…male!” “Shut up, wench!” he snarled and began to ravage her. “Oh oh!” she cried in ecstasy, her clothes falling off. “I love you -- you, you – manly man!” She had finally, after decades of searching, found true happiness. He grinned. He understood women. Men were masters and women were slaves. Now, she understood it, too. And she was happy.
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#1. To: christine, farmfriend, abraxas, Lady X, AngK (#0)
Turtle understands women better than woman understand themselves.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Since when do chickens wear pink underwear?
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
She doesn't. Those are the egg's pink undies. The chicken is very tolerant of the egg's fetishes.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
There's no better way to say "I love you" than exchanging gifts, Women like getting gifts. You give them a Hoover and they'll give you a Hoover. "The person who agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend and an ally — not a 20 percent traitor" - Ronald Reagan
Turtle, step away from the saucy romance novel with Fabio on the cover.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Cupcake resists the truth with ad hominen attacks. You'll learn. I am winning this argument.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
I am winning Resistance would have included a warning not to blatantly plagiarize page 162. lol Okay, Charlie, you keep telling yourself you are WINNING. : ) xoxoxo Cupcake
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
People plagarize me, not the other way around. I'm still winning.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter. That was on not too long ago. Clint's character reminded me, of me. So much so that it startled me. .
#2. To: Turtle, christine, abraxas, Lady X, AngK (#1)
#3. To: farmfriend (#2)
#4. To: Turtle, farmfriend (#3)
Since when do chickens wear pink underwear?
#5. To: Turtle (#1)
Turtle understands women
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
“Oh oh!” she cried in ecstasy, her clothes falling off. “I love you -- you, you – manly man!”
#7. To: abraxas, All (#6)
Turtle, step away from the saucy romance novel with Fabio on the cover.
#8. To: Turtle (#7)
Cupcake resists the truth with ad hominen attacks.
#9. To: abraxas (#8)
Resistance would have included a warning not to blatantly plagiarize page 162. lol
#10. To: Turtle (#0)
“You horrid beast!” she cried, beating impotently on his muscular hairy chest with her tiny fists. “You, cruel, evil, lecherous, violent…male!”
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#11. To: Turtle (#9)
Sure they do, Turtle. lol
People plagarize me, not the other way around.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#12. To: PSUSA (#10) (Edited)
I don't remember that scene. Been years since I've seen it.
Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
#13. To: abraxas, All (#11)
People plagarize me, not the other way around. Sure they do, Turtle. When I wrote for Lew Rockwell I found things I wrote in articles by Joe Sobran and Illana Mercer. So there. I am still winning this argement.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
#14. To: Turtle (#12)
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#15. To: PSUSA, abraxas (#14) (Edited)
I don't remember than scene at all. I'm sure it makes Abraxas' heart go thumpedy thump.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
#16. To: Turtle (#0)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#17. To: farmfriend (#2)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#18. To: abraxas (#4)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#19. To: PSUSA (#10)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#20. To: PSUSA (#14)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#21. To: Eric Stratton (#18)
Boy needs fashion lessons at any level. lol.......
A burgundy tie and pink panties?
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#22. To: Turtle, PSUSA (#15)
Makes me scratch my head. Clint is walking up, acting manly and looking cute.......then he finds this crazy, manipulative, annoying Cracky Lou bitch irresistible. Prologue: For decades, Clint and Turtle to whine about how the crazy bitch did him wrong when all he wanted to do was "fix" her because she MADE him feel so special. lol
I'm sure it makes Abraxas' heart go thumpedy thump.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#23. To: abraxas (#21)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#24. To: abraxas (#22)
Cupcake is still confused.
Prologue: For decades, Clint and Turtle to whine about how the crazy bitch did him wrong when all he wanted to do was "fix" her because she MADE him feel so special
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
#25. To: abraxas (#22)
I've seen this before but it's not as blatant as it was in the movie. She was testing him. A man will respond exactly as Clint did. A pussy, believing that women are sugar and spice and everything nice would run away and cry in his beer. Clint got what he wanted too, you know, even if he didn't last nearly as long as I would have, but OTOH, it's not a porn movie. It was win-win. .
then he finds this crazy, manipulative, annoying Cracky Lou bitch irresistible.
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#26. To: abraxas (#22)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
#27. To: PSUSA (#25)
Good thing Clint could ride off into the sunset on a horse. A guy does that today and he'll get his tires slashed by the psycho and then complain about how the psycho did him wrong.
A man will respond exactly as Clint did.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#28. To: abraxas (#27)
Are you saying that attractive women are psychos? Because from what I've seen, they all do it, even some of those that I consider to be unattractive but with delusions of their own (lack of) attractiveness, the ones that wear thongs and skin tight clothing that should be made illegal for them to wear. The attractive ones have their little shit-tests that IMO they use because of all the attention that they get. It helps to weed out the "beta male" weasels and wusses. .
A guy does that today and he'll get his tires slashed by the psycho and then complain about how the psycho did him wrong.
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#29. To: Turtle, PSUSA, Eric Stratton (#0)
He was just giving the crazy bitch what she wanted.....win-win!!
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#30. To: PSUSA (#14)
It's Not Rape, It's Kinetic Copulation.
It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not. - Tommy The Mad Artist. I went to Chernobyl, and all I got was this glow in the dark T-shirt. - Tommy The Mad Artist.
#31. To: PSUSA (#28)
Because from what I've seen, they all do it I'm saying that the manipulative, annoying, crazy bitch in the movie was a psycho. It's really not that difficult to follow along. Yes, your preconceptions that all women are crazy, manipulative bitches is well documented as well as your insistence that MUST play head-games to counter it, especially if they are attractive.......
Are you saying that attractive women are psychos?
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#32. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#30)
lol........that's a good one Tommy.
It's Kinetic Copulation
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#33. To: abraxas (#31)
No she wasn't a psycho, she just liked the Bad Boys, like most all women do, and was more honest about that than most women ever are. Yes, your preconceptions that all women are crazy, manipulative bitches I never said that all women were crazy or bitches. I just say that there is a method to their "madness". You know it, and I know it. You just dont seem to appreciate the exposure. It conflicts with the common belief that women are the sugar-and-spice-and-everything-nice nonsense that many women seem to depend on for some reason. I guess that maybe they dont want to admit that they love sex as much as men do. To do that would decrease their perceived value. as well as your insistence that MUST play head-games to counter it, especially if they are attractive....... It's not playing head games to avoid playing head games. .
I'm saying that the manipulative, annoying, crazy bitch in the movie was a psycho.
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#34. To: Turtle (#0)
You done it again, you little shit-starter. lol .
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#35. To: PSUSA (#33)
Oh, is mom excluded? lol
I never said that all women were crazy or bitches
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#36. To: abraxas, turtle (#31)
I just noticed something interesting. You seem to have a problem writing the word "men". You did it here, and you did it on the other thread when we were discussing divorce percentages. Like the quote above that doesnt make sense without the word "men" in it, you did it in the other thread too. .
as well as your insistence that MUST play head-games to counter it,
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#37. To: PSUSA (#36)
Oh sheesh, fortunately all men don't think like you do PSUSA. This is YOUR insistence that YOU must play headgames. I sure as hell don't project your line of thinking on the lot of all men, as you project your personal experiences with a handful of women onto all women. In fact, I avoid such sexual generalizations intentionally. The omitted word was not men, but YOU.......apologies to your ego. : ) To clarify: Your insistence the YOU must play head-games. Got it?
You seem to have a problem writing the word "men". You did it here, and you did it on the other thread when we were discussing divorce percentages. Like the quote above that doesnt make sense without the word "men" in it, you did it in the other thread too.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#38. To: PSUSA (#34)
I am good at it.
You done it again, you little shit-starter. lol
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
#39. To: Turtle (#38)
Fatal Attraction would have been a much better movie if the psycho woman was making Turtle soup instead of rabbit. ; )
I am good at it.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
#40. To: abraxas (#39)
Turtle would have tamed the wench with ease.
Fatal Attraction would have been a much better movie if the psycho woman was making Turtle soup instead of rabbit. ;
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
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