The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
i'm for one fucking time in my life glad i chose to not fish all day !
that's all i'm copping too......aahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaa
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.Samuel Adams
I have to admit that for the longest time I thought 22 popgun was yukon, or vice versa. They have a remarkably similar posting style
I must be lost in my own world most of the time because I just don't notice this stuff.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
i'm of the opinion that that chat channel is damaged goods..and i expect to hear a hacking-cover-up from goldie the spawn.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.Samuel Adams
#153. To: Flintlock, abraxas, Original_Intent, christine (#149)
I see, any chance of getting this thread renamed:
"Yukon Drops The Soap"?
I like it!
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
22 has an odd back story of having lived in some sort of Amish paradise, leaving him seriously sheltered and inept at dealing with the larger aspects of society.
I think that wit was a punishable offense in his upbringing. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
i'm of the opinion that that chat channel is damaged goods..
And so the channel begins to take on the personality of the damaged goods posting on the sight.......I think we have the makings of a sci-fi thriller with a gay twist in the story line.
The story ends with Yukon being thrust back into the closet and Goldie making asinine proclamations and threats to those posters who dare mutter about the day Yukon dropped the soap. lol
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
His days on LP are over, he will NEVER live this one down...
I dunno. He seems quite confident that the thread will be nuked, and of course he enjoys protected class status there. And then there are his apologists...
Would you like me to give you detailed instructions?
Is it like typing with one hand? lol I dunno.. I think the phone would keep moving everytime I type. lol
Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr
wudidiz will be offline for a while scrubbing down his computer with bleach after clicking on that link.
See, compared to that, it's not so bad when I post about my sex toys or lesbian-coworker-crush is it? If I accidentally posted a link it would be something like THIS. (WARNING! EXPLICIT VIDEO NSFW)
I wouldn't say this of everyone, but Yukon obviously is what he eats. A dick.
I have a theory that Yukon is secretly Goldi's son, of which the fact is being kept from the public so that they don't look even more biased towards one another than they already do.
I also speculate that Badeye was once Goldi's brother in law, as he was once Goldi's protege before Yukon got old enough to move to Alaska.
(or maybe it just appears like nepotism)
Democrats don't mind war as long as they can have big government. Republicans don't mind big government as long as they can have war. If you believe in small government, then you shouldn't be in the White House.
"It is interesting that Goldi tolerates Yukon. It is clear that Republicans with a wide stance are welcome as long as they bend over for Israel."
A symbiotic relationship. Yukon is an attention whore that needs a place to post. Goldi needs people to fight her battles for her. Yukon is always there for her whenever she or Israel are attacked.