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Title: A Practical Guide To Using Fox News
Source: hypocrisy.com
URL Source: http://hypocrisy.com/2011/03/17/a-practical-guide-to-using-fox-news/
Published: Mar 29, 2011
Author: N/A
Post Date: 2011-03-29 22:56:19 by Eric Stratton
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Views: 355
Comments: 1

A Practical Guide To Using Fox News

A quirky friend of mine confessed that he has been reading the borowitz report for years. I now understand him much better.

This parody with it’s circular hilarity, sort of caused me to post it in it’s entirely. Just made me do it, no me fault man. To be sure, none of the following was written by yours truly. Hope I have not violated anyone’s rights or worse, offended anyone.

March 17, 2011

Afraid to Watch the News, Millions Turn to Fox

Channel Offers Welcome Break from Reality, Psychologists Say

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – With unprecedented crises engulfing the world, millions of television viewers are finding the news too stressful to watch – and are turning to the Fox News Channel instead.

“Things are so bad in the world right now, many people are afraid to watch the news,” says psychologist Davis Logsdon, who studies the relationship between news consumption and stress at the University of Minnesota. “For them, Fox News represents a welcome break from reality.”

Tracy Klugian, 37, a systems analyst from Lansing, Michigan, said that he was flipping the channels to find “anything but news” and found himself watching Fox for the first time.

“They had this guy on – something Beck I think his name was – and he was just going on and on, making stuff up,” he said. “I was like, this is the kind of mindless junk I need right now.”

Mr. Klugian says he now records the program and watches it every day when he gets home for work: “For one hour at least, I know that I can kick back and not hear anything that’s going on in the world.”

He said that watching Fox had also introduced him to “my favorite new comedian – this hysterical woman named Michele Bachmann.”

“She was doing this bit about how the American Revolution started in New Hampshire, not Massachusetts, and then she started mixing up where Lexington and Concord were,” he said. “Okay, I know it sounds really stupid, but I almost peed myself.”

Elsewhere, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker said he is not worried how history will remember him “because if I have my way, there won’t be any history teachers.”

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#1. To: Eric Stratton (#0) (Edited)

Elsewhere, Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker said he is not worried how history will remember him “because if I have my way, there won’t be any history teachers.”

LMAO. Now that's power, but most politicians are not worried how history will remember them because if they have their way, there won’t be any history.

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I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant

angK  posted on  2011-03-29   23:25:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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