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Title: The Shortest Novel Ever Written
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Published: Mar 31, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-03-31 12:28:46 by Turtle
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"Tramp! Trollop!" "I - I love you!" The End (or is it the Beginning??!)
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#1. To: farmfriend, christine, Lady X, AngK, abraxas (#0)
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I know this just drives you crazy, snicker.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one. "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin
Being woman, I know you have it backwards. Here, I'll fix it for you: The Shortest Novel Ever Written "I - I love you!" "Tramp! Trollop!" The End. hehehehehe
"I - I love you!" "Tramp! Trollop!" The End. Actually it works that way too, in some circumstances. You forgot: "The End (or the Beginning??!?) And oops, I forgot to ping you. My bad.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
"I - I love you!" The End (or is it the Beginning??!) Never leave the editor out of the writing process. Change it to "Trump! Trollop!" and you've a guaranteed hit with contemporary appeal.
The Presidental Wannabe and whomever his First Lady might be?
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
See, already you've turned it into a mystery. The Kindle sales alone will be huge.
They didn't quite live happily ever after; rather, they had some ups and some downs and lived out their natural lives and died.
Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr
That's actually the original ending of a lot of fairy tales.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
But the Romans re-edited them... lol
Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr
I like that!
Solutions for Ireland. Say NO to the IMF/World bank. Default on our debt. Print our own debt free currency. Nationalise the trillion euros worth of gas and oil off our west coast. Take back our fishing (200 billion worth). Get our farmers growing again. Done deal if our politicians had the backbone. ~ Jim Corr
LOL
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
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#4. To: Phant2000 (#3)
The Shortest Novel Ever Written
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
"Tramp! Trollop!"
#6. To: JRiggs (#5)
"Trump! Trollop!"
#7. To: Turtle (#6)
The Presidental Wannabe and whomever his First Lady might be?
#8. To: Turtle (#0)
#9. To: irishthatcherite (#8)
They didn't quite live happily ever after; rather, they had some ups and some downs and lived out their natural lives and died.
#10. To: Turtle (#9)
That's actually the original ending of a lot of fairy tales.
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