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Title: A Shot to the Gonads
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Published: Apr 1, 2011
Author: Turlte
Post Date: 2011-04-01 15:41:23 by Turtle
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My four-year-old nephew, not knowing what he was doing, punched me in the left one, laughed, then whacked me in the right one.

I instinctively slapped me three times about the top of his head, mostly ruffling his hair.

He burst into tears and explained, "That wasn't fair! I hit you TWO times and you hit me THREE times!"

Kids are way too literal sometimes.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

He should be most happy that reflexively, you didn't knock his little mush-head off.

Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.

Lod  posted on  2011-04-01   16:02:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

He should be most happy that reflexively, you didn't knock his little mush-head off.

I didn't even hurt him, just messed up his hair. He never did it again, fortunately, once I explained to him HE could be hit in them someday.

They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton

Turtle  posted on  2011-04-01   16:05:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Better be careful. He owes you one.

Best wear a cup around that little ball puncher.

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“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.” -Seneca

PSUSA  posted on  2011-04-01   16:19:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-04-01   21:29:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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