A few days ago I was walking down the street when I saw my neighbor's Yorkie get run over by a truck (he had a gotten out through a hole in the fence). I picked up his corpse, knocked on their door and when they answered, announced, "Your dog ran over a truck." They took the poor little dead thing and thanked me. The woman said, "You're the guy who walks down the sidewalk with the same pug and different girls."
The next day I was walking down the alley with my pug when I saw a Yorkie frolicing in their backyard. I knocked on their and asked, "You got a new dog?"
"No, it's the same dog. He was just unconscious. He's fine."
Turtle brought him back to life!