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Title: Turtle Savs a Yorkie
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Published: Apr 2, 2011
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2011-04-02 13:36:54 by Turtle
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Views: 358
Comments: 19

A few days ago I was walking down the street when I saw my neighbor's Yorkie get run over by a truck (he had a gotten out through a hole in the fence). I picked up his corpse, knocked on their door and when they answered, announced, "Your dog ran over a truck."

They took the poor little dead thing and thanked me. The woman said, "You're the guy who walks down the sidewalk with the same pug and different girls."

The next day I was walking down the alley with my pug when I saw a Yorkie frolicing in their backyard. I knocked on their and asked, "You got a new dog?"

"No, it's the same dog. He was just unconscious. He's fine."

Turtle brought him back to life!

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#10. To: Turtle (#0)

I picked up his corpse,,,,,,,"You're the guy who walks down the sidewalk with the same pug and different girls." .................

Still don't get "the dog ran over a truck"...Two things stand out. One, don't ever just get knocked out around Turtle, he may think your dead and he may just eat you like so much road kill. Second, were those hookers he walks with every day? I would'nt want to be one of his beloved pugs whose last thoughts is "what is this crazy S.O.B. doing throwing shovels full of dirt on me in this hole?.WTF

john stadtmiller  posted on  2011-04-02   17:58:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: john stadtmiller (#10)

Still don't get "the dog ran over a truck"...

Instead of saying, "A truck ran over your dog" I said "Your dog ran over a truck." I was so bothered by seeing a truck run over the dog I didn't realize what I was saying.

Turtle  posted on  2011-04-03   14:10:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Turtle (#12)

the fact that you had to explain that is scary.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-04-03   14:48:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: farmfriend (#13)

the fact that you had to explain that is scary.

It could have been a 4000 lb Yorkie.

Turtle  posted on  2011-04-03   15:35:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#15. To: Turtle (#14)

LOL yes you do like the large ones. Oh sorry, you did say yorkie.

farmfriend  posted on  2011-04-03 16:30:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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