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Title: Little Johnny and his new bike (XXX)
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Published: Apr 7, 2011
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Post Date: 2011-04-07 08:08:07 by Jethro Tull
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For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Johnny told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no fucking bike.

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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." - Ben Franklin

Eric Stratton  posted on  2011-04-07   11:09:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Excellent!! I just love it.

Kids are like credit cards. If you don't have the money to back up the card then don't use the card. If you can't afford to pay your mortgage let alone buy your kid a bike, then keep your damn legs closed.

purplerose  posted on  2011-04-07   12:23:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

:)

I got a kick out of it.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2011-04-07   13:07:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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