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Title: All Kids Should be Slaves!
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Published: Apr 10, 2011
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2011-04-10 14:47:50 by Turtle
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Views: 590
Comments: 20
Poster Comment: They have to earn their keep somehow.
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#1. To: christine, farmfriend, abraxas, AngK, whomever else I forgot (#0)
Bow to your master, slavegirls!
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
Eeewwww......where's his tea bags? Turtle that guy is a flamer. He only likes to play princess with the little girls while dreaming of a harem of young men and tea bags.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Get some grapes for me, wench!
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
lol.......are you going to request tea bags next? Er, girls don't have any, Turtle. No grapes for you Turtle!! Not even a raisin.........
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Prunes?
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
If one rolled under the fridge in the '90's and has escaped notice for all this time, then Turtle can have that prune. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
Nah, I think we should feed him prunes and stick him in a diaper. Then again, he might like that.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus .... 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
I can sell both of you anytime I feel like it.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
I forgot about you!
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
Better you did. You couldn't get a dime if you tried to sell ME. hehehehehe
LOL!
my sister and i were slaves to our dad when teevees didn't have remote controls. he would watch teevee in the basement and call us down from upstairs to change the channel for him cuz he was too lazy to get off the sofa and do it himself. that used to infuriate us!
My father would make me stand by the TV and adjust the rabbit ears. He'd scream because everytime I let go of them the picture would get fuzzy because I was amplifying the antenna.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
The invention of TV remotes has removed the primary labor kids were useful for. The devil finds work for idle hands. LOL, dayum! He was just trying to get you trained to be good wives to your future husbands. Did he holler for you to make him a sandwich and bring him a beer?
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. He (Gordon Duff) also implies that forcibly removing Obama, a Constitution-hating, on-the-down-low, crackhead Communist, is an attack on America, Mom, and apple pie. I swear these military people are worse than useless. Just look around at the condition of the country and tell me if they have fulfilled their oaths to protect the nation from all enemies foreign and domestic. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits. Albert Einstein
Haven't met my master yet, Turtle. Would you like some sour grapes? My hubby discards them as he peels grapes for my delectation after my afternoon nap.
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Oh, yes you have!
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
I see the Turtle is up for further mockery, but I'm going to see the Cdn candidates debate on tv right now. I want to see Steven Harper get creamed! Back at you later.
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
Oh, yes you have! I like you Turtle, but you're pure bravado. Don't make me have to put you in your place, AGAIN. How's about I just spit on my hanky and wash your face? Would you like that?
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it. Ashleigh Brilliant
No brag, just fact...you'll learn.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords. Lords without anger and honor, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labor and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. - G.K. Chesterton
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
#3. To: abraxas (#2)
#4. To: Turtle (#3)
Get some grapes for me, wench!
#5. To: abraxas, Turtle (#4)
No grapes for you Turtle!! Not even a raisin.........
#6. To: farmfriend, Turtle (#5)
Prunes?
#7. To: abraxas, Turtle (#6)
#8. To: farmfriend, abraxas (#7)
#9. To: Phant2000 (#8)
#10. To: Turtle (#9)
I forgot about you!
#11. To: abraxas (#6)
#12. To: Turtle (#0)
#13. To: christine (#12)
#14. To: Turtle (#0)
Ban the TV remote!
#15. To: christine (#12)
my sister and i were slaves to our dad when teevees didn't have remote controls. he would watch teevee in the basement and call us down from upstairs to change the channel for him cuz he was too lazy to get off the sofa and do it himself. that used to infuriate us!
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#16. To: Turtle (#1)
Bow to your master, slavegirls!
#17. To: angK (#16)
Haven't met my master yet, Turtle
#18. To: Turtle (#17)
Oh, yes you have!
#19. To: Turtle (#17)
Haven't met my master yet, Turtle
#20. To: angK (#19)
I like you Turtle, but you're pure bravado
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